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I think it’s about time we moved from hickies to…
“Believe me, I know… it’s so difficult to deal with!”
He’s jumping over Shinichi and taking over first place
I don’t know how this happened asdfjhgqweriouqwer
Save me OTL
“I haven’t figured out how to save /myself/ and I’m supposed to be good at sorting things out. My apologies, miss Hannah; I will not be able to help you. We are all trapped together in Kidlust.”
KID has such nice hips
I don’t
Why am I noticing this I don’t know
But
He really
has
such really nice
hips
and collarbone
and shoulders
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“Believe me, I know… it’s so difficult to deal with!”
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I suppose I can’t deny that these two do seem to share a certain bond… I don’t know why kohai trusts Hattori-san so willingly, but… well, at least it’s a precious sight.
“You can only be so smart as a child. My father worked as a normal employee in my childhood days and my mom didn’t want to get work and home life mixed up. I was raised as a normal child, or what you could say ‘normal’. I may have acquired the intelligence and knowledge now, but I wasn’t a walking encyclopaedia as a child (unlike you who seem to know a lot already as a child). Also, those sporadic cruel streaks are probably one of the few reasons why I do quite like Kaito so much as a potential friend and potential little brother figure. I can’t say I regret developing that particular trait.
"Attempting to replicate the scene sounds like fun, if only for the photography benefits. Dressing you and the other three into one-sies, how cute~ Though you’re right about the awkward part. I’m sure a certain journalist we know wouldn’t miss out on it if you guys ever did dress into one-sies.”
“As much fun as that sounds I’m going to have to pass… you would be very hard pressed to get me to dress up in a cow outfit, onesie or otherwise.”
“Well, for one, I’m a girl and I was not raised to think of the science side of things. My childhood was nothing like yours, so to speak. Probably due to the difference in culture and the fact that we’re both of different gender. It contributes considering that I had an Asian upbringing and it’s quite evident that they would like their females to be feminine instead of thinking about science and what have you. Plus I’m really just not that smart as a child compared to you.
"In any case, I suppose it all depends. Your idea is one possible scenario happening, mine is also another. The huge keyword here is ‘if’. Considering we don’t know how they are as children, we can only assume. Though it seems like Kaito is more into the magic compared to the science as a child with how much he looks up to his father, if I have to assume.”
“I suppose that’s a fair statement to say… After all, you are probably correct in that we had very different upbringings, though, I wouldn’t go as far as to say that you were not as smart – just in different areas, I imagine… you seem to be an intelligent, rational individual, despite your sporadic cruel streaks (that seem remarkably similar to Kaito-kun’s idea of fun… those pranks of his)…
"Regardless, certainly, this is all hypothetical anyway and there’s no real way to know how it would have turned out since we did not, in fact, spend our childhoods together… And attempting to replicate this scene today would likely result in a very awkward situation indeed.”
“Honey, this is the point where I need to remind you that if you were children and did knew each other at that point in time, then I don’t think the other three would even think about ganging up on one of you like that. Even with that knowledge, I doubt that they’d play pretend where someone gets eaten.
"Also, I’m pretty sure that it’s just Kaito trying to show off a new trick. It’s the most logical possibility, after all.”
“You must not have had very scientific-minded friends, then… Even from a very young age, I was instilled with a desire for practical application of the sciences, in as much as I understood them, into my games of pretend. For example, when playing house, you are careful not to let the oven get too hot less your cake is cooked unevenly, even though there was no real cake to begin with.
"And dragons were not merely magical beasts, but creatures with specific dietary requirements that had to be met, requiring several hours of hunting and gathering from the garden and kitchen to procure the right kind of meal, even though the dragon in question was, in reality, nothing more than a vinyl mold…
"So if Kaito-kun, Kudou-senpai, and/or Hattori-san were anything like I was as a small child, I imagine it would play out something just like this…
"After all, someone has to be the loser, and sometimes that loser has to be eaten.”
Oh my god I’m a little cow.
You should’ve been a goat /shot
and why the hell are your hands tied
“Oh please, the cow outfit is precious. As for why my hands are tied… I would have to assume that it was Kaito-kun’s fault. He does look rather pleased with himself, doesn’t he? Mischievous, too. Being that I’m the prey animal here, it’s entirely possible that they wanted to keep me captive for lunch later… I mean, we’re all playing pretend here, so that’s reasonable…”
“Both him and Shinichi are smiling. I don’t know if they’re in on something together or not. Also, pandas don’t eat cows, sweetheart. The only person who can ‘eat’ your cow ass is Heiji, and I don’t think he wants to.”
“Panda bears are actually built for eating meat but have, for some reason, chosen to eat bamboo instead which is not nutritionally sound nor sustainable. Really, pandas, like Kudou-senpai there, should be eating meat. A cow such as myself, would be a wonderful dietary staple for him.”
“That said, I would not be surprised in the least if Kudou-senpai and Kaito-kun were working together in their schemes. Cats, dogs, and pandas would be wise to keep a little cow like me around for snacking upon when hungry. And Hattori-san would be fortunate to be able to get a chance at my ass, thank you very much.”
“This would be just as true if I were a goat, as well.”
Oh my god I’m a little cow.
You should’ve been a goat /shot
and why the hell are your hands tied
“Oh please, the cow outfit is precious. As for why my hands are tied… I would have to assume that it was Kaito-kun’s fault. He does look rather pleased with himself, doesn’t he? Mischievous, too. Being that I’m the prey animal here, it’s entirely possible that they wanted to keep me captive for lunch later… I mean, we’re all playing pretend here, so that’s reasonable…”