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meitanteiosaka replied to your post: In English: “You. Me. Bed. Now.”

*continuing in English* “I thought you preferred it when I spoke English.”

“Would you be terribly offended if I ran away from you at this moment? I’m having a very difficult time keeping focused and I’d really rather not destroy the fragile threads of our current alliance by making horrible assumptions and mistakes for the sake of a little game that really wasn’t supposed to be serious and I do hope that you’re not taking this the wrong way because you are a very attractive individual and I imagine that you are – wait no, let’s just skip over that and just say that I am flattered that you would consider, jokingly or not, but I am really rather uncomfortable at this moment and thus will be fleeing now if that is agreeable to you thank you goodbye.”

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akaikujixyaku replied to your post

little drummer (detective) boy. Cooooome they toold me parapapapaaaaaaa. There’s a crime scene to see hakubarapapaprapapapapaaapaaaaaaa

“Is this who you’re referring to?”

“…don’t touch me, Hakuba." 

”…Oh. My apologies, Edogawa-kun.“

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akaikujixyaku:

whiteknighthakuba replied to your post: whiteknighthakuba replied to your post: …
“No! Nooo this is the exact opposite of what I wanted!”

Only joking, Saguruliostolopolous. Lighten up.

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“I may need to update that pie chart. I’m not actually as much of a… manwhore as I say that I am, particularly because I tend to avoid getting into bed with friends. And people that I must associate with on a daily or weekly basis. Avoid at all costs, for the most part, really. Just the ones that I never, ever, ever have to see again will do.”