“I’ve been called ‘bitch’ and ‘bastard’ so many times today, I’m not even really sure what to think… Thank you, I guess? Sexy is at least positive, isn’t it?”
Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
“Thank you very much!”
Ask my character two personal questions. They will answer one.
Today is the birthday of a great detective, and a colleague of mine… Saguru Hakuba – happy birthday. I hope today, and many other days to come, are filled with at least some joy and greatness…
…You can expect a small gift from me later. It’s nothing much, but I wasn’t sure what else…
“Thank you very much, Kirigiri-san! I’m very much looking forward to reading your report, and am so pleased that you remembered me! You really are too kind, my wonderful colleague.”

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City Jaunt! || harajukuharuspex
Akira grinned at his (rather dumbfounded) expression. “There’ll be plenty of time for chivalry later, Guru-chan.” She rolled her eyes but nonetheless made an exaggerated show of pulling down the seatbelt and clicking it into place.
Ah, it had been quite some years since she last rode in a convertible. The wind wouldn’t do anything for her hair; in fact, it rather made her feel like ants had crawled across her scalp and burrowed deep before violent ejection. But the weather had proven to surpass her expectations, sun shining and not a cloud in the sky. She should’ve brought sunscreen, now that she thought of it. Oh well. Possible burns could be dealt with when they returned from their jaunt to the city. Maybe she could coerce Hakuba into bubble tea as well.
“Why, whatever gave you that idea? Of course it’s for you you silly billy, I said so over the phone.” She placed the package on her lap. “Should I tell you what it is? Wouldn’t want you to get in an accident trying to unwrap my mess of a wrap job.”
Hakuba cast a wary glance to the side to see his silly classmate and the box that she held before turning his eyes to the road.
“You really didn’t have to get me anything, Akira-kun. Honestly, I’m just very glad that you were willing to come with me today. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, it’s not as though I have a lot of friends at school, much less anyone who would go with me to Tokyo…” He sighed. “But I’ll throw in food, too, whenever we get hungry…”
Yes, Hakuba; attempt to sweeten the deal that she has clearly already agreed to.
Safely on the freeway and into the furthest lane, Hakuba pressed the gas pedal in a way that gave the engine need to roar. He shifted gear, and settled the car into a speed that would cut at least five minutes from their journey. Not that time was really a pressing concern, at least yet; Hakuba simply loved to go fast.
“Of course! Hakuba Saguru is the only one in this world who could turn gift-giving into an argument. Remind me to never bother again. Kindness is something that will only ever get shoved back into a person’s face.”
“Well then, perhaps you should have gotten me something red as is your preference. At least then you would have gotten some enjoyment out of torturing me. Really, I do not understand all of these mixed signals. Have you ever made the attempt at being logical and rational, or is your magic the sort of tactile ‘I feel it in my bones,’ ‘let me check the stars,’ ‘I saw this in a film once’ type?”
“As long as you appreciate the gift then it’s fine. It is your birthday so I won’t make you any more uncomfortable.”
“Oh, look, another passive aggressive set of barbed comments. Classic Koizumi-san. Well, I’m certainly glad to know that some things never change…"