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((drunk text for Kaitobird. can be any rating you’d like~))

kaitobird:

whiteknighthakuba:

[text] howlong will it take you to get tomyplce

[text] bethc i cna strip faster than that

[text] o;ll tstart on the train get a jhead start

[text] olove you

[text] wait yo’reu in ajpan right now huh

[text] dammit

[text] please don’t strip in public as that’ll get you arrested

[text] that said, please send any pictures you happen to take~

[text] I can send some pictures of my own~

[text] I don’t think that will be necessary. My apologies for the disorderly text messages, Kaito-kun… I was clearly in over my head last night and am justly embarrassed and hungover now. 

[text] Also, don’t send photos of that nature over text; it’s not secure and could result in scandal.

[text] Not that I don’t appreciate the thought…? 

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[text] do you like spaghetti bfuec i htnk specugitti is vry compliemtnary to baking [text] spghttti with me???

shsl-queenofcakes:

shsl-queenofcakes:

[text] Um…

[text] Are you drunk, or just stupid…?

[text] And what an attempt it was.

[text] Sure, Hakuba-san. I would love to get “spghttti” with you.

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That was all very entertaining, she thought. Oh, but one more thing.

[text] I’m at Turnover A New Leaf this evening, but I’ll be off by six. Meet me there?

[text] I’ll be there, 6pm sharp. 

Strictly speaking he shouldn’t have even left the house to get drunk the night previous, but surely he’d be over his hangover by then, right? 

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[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden

detectivephiliac:

whiteknighthakuba:

detectivephiliac:

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[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”

[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”

[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.

[text] “It’s fine. No harm was done last night. You don’t need to make up for anything.”

[text] “And if such an event occurs again in the future, please do not worry yourself over it. I understand the situation, and no ill feelings will come from it. It’s actually quite amusing.”

[text] “I’ll still make you those eclairs if I have any shred of talent left within me.”

[text] You are really too good to me, Kirigiri-san. Thank you for your patience and understanding. 

[text] …and yes, I am admittedly curious about the eclairs. Do let me know?

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“Ah Hakuba-senpai, you’ve come to? Last night was pretty funny and wild. I didn’t know you were so bold and assertive when you were a bit tipsy, it was quite fun~ I wont ever forget such a memorable night.~” She smiled, clearly just messing with the detective and watching his reactions. ” Oh right, and about that kiss-“

“Wh-what?! We… we didn’t…? Oh god… I need to sit down.”

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[text] do you like spaghetti bfuec i htnk specugitti is vry compliemtnary to baking [text] spghttti with me???

shsl-queenofcakes:

shsl-queenofcakes:

[text] Um…

[text] Are you drunk, or just stupid…?

[text] Ooooof course you were.

[text] Have you ever heard of a date? They’re these little fruits that happen to share the name of something I want to go on with you.

[text] A date? Certainly. The original text, I believe, was my attempt at asking you out for Italian… is that agreeable, or do you have another preference?

Whew. At least one relationship looked as though it were salvageable from the previous night’s escapades… 

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[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden

detectivephiliac:

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[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”

[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”

[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.