A thing (OOC)

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“Mun! Mun! Get out of bed! I heard that he’s back! Hurry hurry hurry!”

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“No. I’m sick today. Probably because of you. Let me sleep.”

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“But I want to see him. I haven’t in a while and I’ve missed him a lot.”

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“Do you think that I care?”

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“You’ll get up and get online if you love me at all.”

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“….fine.”


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5 minutes later

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“…perhaps… … maybe this was a mistake.”

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“WELP.”

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“I’m going to have to murder Hattori.”

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“Have fun with that.”

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“No, really, I’m going to shoot him. And that will be the end to 32.33% of my problems.”

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“You know, I think most of your statistics are completely arbitrary… do you even do any math for your detectiving?”

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“…mun, please tell me that you did not just say that.”

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“…whatever, Hakubby, you are just being completely ridiculous, you know.”

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“Wait – what’s this? A reply from Ootori-san?”

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“Ahh, see, I can’t be that undesirable now, can I? At least someone likes me…”

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“Dear magic 8 ball, will Hakuba ever realize what a hypocrite he really is?” … … “Outlook not good? HM I WONDER WHAT THIS MEANS?”

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“Hush, mun, hush; I’m reveling in this moment and memories past of good times where I have felt at peace~”

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“I am so done with you.”

easternsass:

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/eyes lit up like he just heard the most beautiful thing in the world

“Whoaa… how did Papa know? You’re amazing! Yeah, that sounds really good to me! But wouldn’t I be a bother? I’m sure Papa is a very busy person! You’re a detective right? Just like Heiji-niichan!”

“Hey, what kind of a senpai would I be if I didn’t make some time for my most wonderful kohai Conan-kun, hmm? Besides, I really need to learn to take a break from time to time, and this sounds like an ideal opportunity. And, ah, since you’re already so well-read, we can take turns reading if you like? Practice your English, perhaps. I understand that you’re far ahead of the rest of your class in your grasp of it; a little more work and I’m certain that you’ll be absolutely fluent!”

How many hats do you own?

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“I have far too many deerstalker hats, of which only two are even relatively accurate to the… inaccurate portrayal of Holmes, a collection of top hats, bowlers, caps… Goodness, I actually have quite a few hats, but most of them are in London, and I almost never wear them. I wonder what their point is, then? I can’t give a specific number as I don’t generally think of them.”