“Shit… voicemail…” A groan, a frustrated sigh. Hesitant hum. “God, what can I say? Hah… ahah… gnh.” The detective’s voice was choked, permeated with sniffles and half-failed attempts at staying calm.
“I love you, Kuroba Kaito. Whatever happens, just remember that. I never… deserved you. But I…” Muffled, gasping breaths. Was Hakuba… crying? “I’m sor- I’m sorry. I… th-thank you. For everything.”
His voice dropped to a whisper. “I’m so scared.”
Click.
“Naturally!”
“Perfect! I’ll make sure that there are lots of lounging spots available, too. I’m very excited to have you as my guest!”
-casually knocks on the window, before pushing it open and swiftly jumping inside-
“I heard something about chocolate~?”
“Yes! I’ve ordered the cook and staff to make more, too, so just… well, it’ll be like a little host club, of sorts! But instead of being like Ouran, for all of the extremely rich and bored, it’ll be for Kaitous to meet all of your chocolate needs.”
“I’ll go… find an appropriate host outfit. Please, be my guest; enjoy the chocolate~!”
“Dear Kaitou(s)-
"I happen to have a substantial amount of chocolate at my estate… and am having more brought in as we speak. Would any of you like to come over~?”
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krislovesomfg: These little guys are so cute and delicious, kind of like the actors in Korean dramas… themoonlightthief’s tags: #this is perfect #and they look so delicious dear god #they remind me of Hakuba~#ic
“God damn you can’t even answer your phone, Hattori?!" Hakuba’s voice, clearly frustrated, strained. “What would you like me to do now?”
Silence on the line, aside from the detective’s breathing, before he was answered with a gruff and muffled male voice.
“Proceed.”
"Ha… certainly.” Bitter, hard. Angry. “Hattori, I’m to tell you to pass a message along to my dear daddy and the rest of the boys on the for- ah, fine, FINE, stop-”
Muffled clatter. A ragged, broken gasp from the detective.
Silence. One… two…. three…
“Hattori.” Quieter, calmer. Broken. “The Superintendent General needs to know that if he wants to see me again that he’s to wait next to Hachikō…” He coughed, then released a shuddering breath. And then, in English, quickly. “Don’t let him leave the house. They’re going to intercept at- ahgh!”
The definitive sound of gunfire. Four shots in total. More muffled, shifting sounds. The thud of something heavy hitting the ground.
"Tomorrow evening…” The previous male voice said into the phone. “Seven o’clock sharp. If he wants the body in one piece.”
Click.
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The mun would like me to point out that this is in the Grand Canyon at Disneyland and wants to know why it’s not considered Hakuba Bait. I consider Disneyland (and subsequent theme parks) to be very fine indeed, and dinosaurs, being the ancestors of dragons, are likewise amazing, but… it’s not exactly what I […]
