“Good God, you can’t be serious. Why would…? I mean, I can see myself going and drinking with Hattori, certainly… and I can imagine sharing a bottle of wine with you, but the two of you and myself out and about…? And wh-what, pray tell, do you mean by…? Ah…. wh… hah, you’re just joking with me, surely. Since when did you two become partners in comedy?”
“So…Ya /don’t/ remember th’ other night? With Kid? I know ya drank a lot an’ all, but I didn’t think ya’d drunk /that/ much…”
“Ah… I think I would remember /that/. No, I’ve been drinking alone, thank you… after that night of drunk texting I have been very careful. Just what are you going on about, Hattori?”

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From the Desk of S. J. Hakuba: @askkaitokid
KID hung up the phone and sat back on his chair with arms crossed in front of his chest. ‘More sophisticated’? Ha! Just because Hakuba goes around jesting with a pocket watch and notebook in hand doesn’t mean he is sophisticated! After all, /he/ was the Magician under the Moonlight! The Gentleman Thief!
But enough of that. A mischievous smile crossed KID’s face. He casually walked to his kitchen cabinet, making sure to grab the cheapest packet of tea leaves (it must have been a freebie from school, he couldn’t remember), the bottle of vinegar that he haven’t touched for months, and a dozen sugar cubes. If tea was what that Brit wanted, then tea he will get!
Several minutes later, Baaya dropped Hakuba off (his car was still in the shop, though the mechanics were fairly certain that it was totaled and there was no hope of restoration) in front of the Kuroba residence. He brought with him not the medical field bag, but a box of chocolates, and carried these with a smug smirk right up to the door to knock. Oh ho, what a clever trick, bringing a gift for the naughty thief~!

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“I trust you.”
“Oh, Edogawa-kun! My little kohai- er, my colleague of the East. Thank you for that vote of confidence. I will do my utmost to uphold that trust and do anything within my power to assist you in any way. I’ve got your back!”
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From the Desk of S. J. Hakuba: @askkaitokid
“…well, at least it’s not dying of /laughter/ from my overreactive care. Hmf.”
“Well, if it makes you feel better, you can still come over with your field bag~! (After all, as a gentleman thief, I wouldn’t want to turn down my fans~)”
“What would the…
"Ah? Correct me if I am wrong, but it certainly appears to me that all detectives (or at least the ones I have talked to) have absolutely no sense of humor. Or maybe you declined so quickly because you are not confident in your medical skills?”
/Suture my mouth shut? Hakuba no yarou just you wait until I turn your hair green at school!/
“Oh, I’m /quite/ confident in my medical skills… I didn’t decline; just that I didn’t need to bring my field bag. And, please! We detectives are /very/ funny when the situation and circumstance calls for it… our brand of humor is just a bit more… sophisticated than yours. Hmf.
"At any rate, I’ll be right over… given that I know where you live and all. Please have tea ready~”
“… … … I trust ya.”
“Ah, is that so? Well, that’s a relief, given what I’m doing for you. If you didn’t, well, I’d have to think of you as foolish… then again, with what you’re up to… Well, never mind. Thank you. I’ll take great care not to lose it.”