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* – For an early morning text

magicianinthemoonlight:

[text] Hakuba. How was the heist last night?

[text] I am guessing you lost gain.

[text] Hey you missed the first class.

[text] Is it because of something KID did?

[text] Don’t tell me! Let me guess what he did!

[text] Ok… I give up. Are you not in class because you were too embarrassed to actually realize I am not KID?

[text] This onsided conversation is no fun. You should respond to me.

[text] REEESPONNNDDDDDD

[text] *doodles on desk*

[text] You were missed here this morning Hakuba – OH hey I think I see you out front.

[text] Glad you could make it to class sleeping beauty.

“…" 

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[text meme: XD ]

XD – For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[text] So I just witnessed something interesting, which you might appreciate. I was sitting in a little cafe, drinking a pick-me-up mocha, when one of the suspects that I’ve been following…

[text] …speeds by on a motorcycle. Only to get side-swiped by a porsche – a cherry red one, like the one you advised me not to buy. The suspect is alive. Barely. But the porsche barely has a scratch.

[text] You know, I’m not sure where I’m going with this text.

[text] You really would have had to have been there.

[text] Can barely see any blood on the paint. Honest. It’s extraordinary.

[text] God what have I become?

[text] (ps: the answer is ‘a good detective’)

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∞

∞ – For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

[text] idon’tknla w about your detectigbe skills but thereshoudl really be a law against flirting wiht dtvices on udty you couldbeg veritb bad for busnns

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✉ Text Messages ✉

grumblygardens:

∞ – For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)
# – For an angry text.
♦ – For a rushed text.
x – For a secret text.
♥ – For a regular text.
* – For an early morning text.
XD – For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

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laconicllama: zarggg: env0: aisleylikeszebras: To me, this post might be just as important as the bible. One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books. Why does no one teach us these things anymore? I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.

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OOC

You can all rest easy now. Yes, I made an appointment with the doctor and will be going in this afternoon. Fingers crossed that it’s not too expensive, as I no longer have insurance.

<3 thanks for checking in on me, guys!

((Ps make sure to tell ask-gin-vodka happy bday today!))