“Merely shirking responsibility and enjoying the possibility of not caring about anything anymore. A mystical notion that has been out of my reach for far too long, but no more.”
“That’s not necessarily such a bad thing – temporarily, anyway. A drink or two, particularly with a good friend, is a pleasant way to unwind and escape for a little while. Though, I never pictured you for the type who needed an escape… you always seem so put together. Are you all right, Kirigiri-san?”
“I demand that you stop these wild accusations at once! My agent will have a melt down if he finds out that people have been calling me, Hakuba Saguru, a nerd!”
“Doesn’t change that you would be considered a nerd, along with many of the other detectives running about. I’m uncertain of the phantom thief, though.”
“Kaitou-san? Of course he’s a nerd. The most excellent nerd. You’ve seen his uniform, yes? And how much dedication he puts into planning his heists~? The riddles and so on? It’s amazing and adorable. Wonderful.”
“…I haven’t let myself indulge in alcoholic beverages in quite awhile, so I’m not sure. You pick – it doesn’t matter in the end, anyways. They both get the job done eventually.”
“On the rocks it is! So, what’s got you indulging tonight, hm? Have particularly tough day?”
The absolute cutest
Cuter than Kaito
I swear on that one
“Cuter than… Kuroba-kun…? Is that even possible…?”
“Oh, yes please, that would be lovely, thank you. Would you like to join me, Hakuba-san? The more the merrier, as they say.”
“I would love to, Kirigiri-san! That sounds like an excellent idea. Do you prefer yours over ice?”
Attention one attention all
Hakuba Saguru is a dork and a nerd
But a cute dork and nerd with the cutest flustered face
That is all
Now for commercials
“Cu-cute?”
Oh shhh, both of you. Being a nerd isn’t a bad thing. Kudo’s dad is a nerd, you’re a nerd. Kudo is a nerd, Hattori is a nerd, we’re all big nerds in our own way.
“No, no… Hattori is a savage brute. There’s a difference.”
Oi, oi… how quick he is to change targets…
“I demand that you stop these wild accusations at once! My agent will have a melt down if he finds out that people have been calling me, Hakuba Saguru, a nerd!”
