Ah, do you want me to get the paikaru?
“Yes, please… I could use a drink.”
“Can Conan-kun have some, too~?”
“Pfft, you’re just a kid… maybe when you’re older.”
“You are a drunken idiot when you drown your sorrows in alcohol. You will never be a man if you continue going down this path!”
“That’s funny… I’m fairly certain that I’m already a man, and have proven such on several occasions and in several avenues. Drinking doesn’t make me any less of a man; it’s simply a coping method for issues that I’m otherwise unable to effectively resolve at this moment.”
Crumpets have been discontinued for Americanized English muffins for the rest of eternity.
“Now that’s just cruel. Not only are crumpets vastly superior, but we likewise have English Muffins in England and they’re fairly similar to your processed American ones…"
gUESS WHO’S GETTING A SHINY NEW CAULDRON FOR CHRISTM-I mean.. you didn’t hear that 8D
“Is this, by chance, a cauldron to… ah… brew magic potions or is this more a… … … stew pot?"
when you see your favorite rp partner on but you don’t want to bother them because you think you’re annoying
All of your friendships- every relationship you have and are building- the whole of it, of them- each one is hollow. You are pouring your love out for no avail, even though it they may seem to reciprocate your joy, your compassion, your care; it is an illusion. You think he cares about you? He doesn’t. You think she loves you? Who could? And even if, perhaps, he did, or she does, you’re incapable of giving them anything in return. You’re a husk. You are an empty shell, and you are, truly, alone.
“Heh…”
“…It seems that someone’s been reading my journal again.”
DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS
None of the Kaitos or KIDs care about you. They just see you as a shiny new plaything and their interest will soon wane.
“Not that it’s any of your business… but… yes, I’d considered that, too. He always return what he steal, doesn’t he? Including hearts, I suppose. It’s… it’s not his fault that I… so willingly and foolishly fell into that trap. He has his own duties, his own responsibilities. I’m a liability. And while he has me, that’s one less detective on his trail… who, hell, may be useful for a good time now and again…
"It’s not as though I could expect him to really love me…"
Shuichi is using you as a puppet. He’ll train you just enough that you’ll become his scapegoat when the time comes and the Organization is on the hunt for those who stand in their way.
“That… that is a risk that I have considered, but even if it were true, I’m taking my own precautions to avoid that very issue. The amount of information that he’s trusted me with is questionable, but this is not actually uncommon with other clients. As long as I maintain professional boundaries, I’ll be fine… I’ll be fine. I trust my sensei. I do.”