What would you do if aliens invaded Earth?

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“That all depends on if they’ve come in peace or not. An alien invasion isn’t necessarily hostile, is it? Or, wait… let me look up the precise… oh, dear.”

invasion (noun): an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.
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“I suppose I would immediately report to the Metropolitan station or Scotland Yard to see what they would have me do. Perhaps I could help direct traffic or administer some basic emergency aid?”

Hakuba, have you had a case that involved a suspect that was around your age? How did that go down?

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“Several times, actually. Some of whom involved close, personal friends. It’s always thoroughly disappointing to see young people throw their lives away. Granted, I do have the young Ripper blokes to thank for inadvertently introducing me to my Moriarty, but even so… half of their gang is now dead, thanks to their illegal activities.” 

Hakuba, would you like to have more friends? So if what kind of friends would you like to have? I mean, ones you would really like to have?

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“Friends come and go, and many end up being nothing more than a waste of time. That said, the friends that I do keep tend to be intelligent, respectful, and quiet – at least for the most part. I do not feel that I need more friends at present, as I do have a small handful of people that I feel I can count on, not including my colleagues, whom I am more inclined to spend my time with, anyway.”