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thenightmarebyyourside reblogged your post and added:

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[text] I’ll admit, the story was amusing

[text] Though, I wasn’t aware that your stalking had given you my number, detective

[text] I suppose I’m not too surprised

[text] …

[text] Just how drunk are you to be texting me?

[text] wait this isrelayl your numebr?!
[text] andoyu KNOW WHO I AM
[text] my detectiving skills thare the tOPS
[text] anbspol utely RED lerrtTer
[text] os,m y brithday os of cOURSE I’m druNK it;s the BRITISH WAy
[text] blodoy hell if this is relaly you shoudl come to drinkwithus
[text] comeo ver I’ll order oyu an apple SPIDER 
[text] i meant cirder
[text] straberry cider

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sadisticfiction:

[text]: er…

[text]: i don’t think your friends deny being criminals

[text]: …

[text]: do they?

[text]: if you’re talking about that one time you invited me over

[text]: i think

[text]: might want to get that checked

[text]: or locked?

[text]: unless you like your criminal friends creeping on you

[text]: i guess?

[text]: i think that would make the entire high school population criminals

[text]: just sleep it off

[text] noyou don’tuner stand i forgep aperwrok too

[text] andsmotntimes lie sabout cases

[text] and ALSO DON’t ARETEST PEOPLES when I KNOWTH TEY ARE THE BAD GUY

[text] oajy athat only ahppeledn leike once but still

[text] also my friends sthatsleep into the window are really nicem ost of the time 

[text] just thives not murdererss

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guardianangelofgreatdetectives replied to your post:Bother me

[text] Are you feeling okay, Hakuba-san? What does KID have to do with any of this, by the way?

[text] Thanks for the compliment , but you should probably go get some rest.

[text] And you shouldn’t be drinking. Japan’s drinking age is 20.

[text] its’my birthday thgo h

[text] soicand o what i want to cryif i want to

[text] is oyr father avialable for drinks

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akaikujixyaku:

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     [text] Not a total ass.
     [text] A sort of weirdly endearing, cute ass.
     [text] if you want to marry me when the sun comes through your blinds
     [text] and I’m sitting in the chair in the corner grinning
     [text] then we can totally still get married.

[text] iam cute thankyou but you arecuter

[text] all rihgtg then we cna wyay it until the mornging

[text] bnut I wi llstuill want to i poromsie

[text] hpw do you feel baout the swiss apls?

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Bother me [I had to]

[text] i have al ittle story for you

[text] you odo not KNow who this IS but you DO KNOW who this IS 

[text] thes tory goes like thjis: 

[text] spider had a ltitellamb

[text] itsfloleeces was WIHITES AS SNOW

[text] SNOW HIWTE KNGIHT of SHGHINING ARMOR 

[text] to ARREST YO u FOR JUSTICE

[text] YO UWOUNT GET AWAYI WTH TI MISSFMUFFET 

[text] IM GOING TOGET YO MORIARTY 

[text] EVENFI T I AENDS AT REICHENBACH 

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sadisticfiction reblogged your post and added:

[text]: …

[text]: aren’t you usually more

[text]: sophisticated in your speech

[text]: …

[text]: are you drunk?

[text]: no i haven’t

[text]: i guess…

[text]: the easiest way would be to bend it and strangle them with it

[text]: or break it and impale them

[text]: … i don’t know if i should have told you that

[text]: you’re writing a book?

[text] yes

[text] ist about the criminal mind of thoise who are idn denial of criminalness

[text] mostof my friends are foging to be featured because most of my friends are cromaninals in some way or naotyihauider

[text] did you knwoi that peolple s meank into my bedromoa at night sometimnes????

[text] a;siof i amn not relaly legal dtrinking age int his country so I am a croimain l TOO