The Meaning of the Monocle

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The laughter was knew and Kaito stare at him. A small bubble of happiness burst and warmed his chest and a goofy grim spread across his face just at the sound of it. Waling over to him quickly he wrapped his arms around him in a bear hug and burred his face there. “Damn it ,I really do like you.”

The sudden hug surprised him, as many things had that evening, and Hakuba hesitated, blinking at him, before awkwardly putting his arms back around him. “I’m… glad for that,” he said, and laughed, nerves far too present in his voice for his taste. He didn’t want to be nervous, he wanted to be suave and calm and collected! But he couldn’t even stop the bit of a tremble that ran through him, being so close to Kuroba. 

He wanted a cigarette. But at least he could have the wine. Hakuba glanced at it with longing, then laughed again, rubbing his hands over the back of Kaito’s shoulders. Debating what to do only made his own blush worse; the options were all embarrassing and scary and he felt so helpless being hugged. 

“Kuroba-kun?” Hakuba finally asked, looking down at him, hoping that it would draw the other to look up. 

The Meaning of the Monocle

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Kaito watched him confusion slowly coming across his face,  the realization, then the embarrassment at him jumping to a conclusion. Exhaling sharply he scratched the back of his neck. “We’re a pair aren’t we. I swear I have never had problems talking or flirting with other people why is it that when ever I’m around you I can’t think straight, or say what I want to. I’m just fumbling around. I feel like an bumbling idiot. Who just keeps trip and crashing over and into everything. I’m sorry I’ve really made a mess of things, haven’t I?”

He gave him a small embarrassed grin.

The detective stared at him for half a moment, then burst out laughing. “My god, you say that to the one who has actually been tripping over everything tonight!" His shoulder shook as he laughed, bringing a hand up to try to cover his mouth and muffle the sound, but it was difficult to hold back. "The fumbling at your arrival, the disaster at dinner, the argument in my bedroom, the literal tripping in the hallway, nearly dropping the wine just now…”

Hakuba sighed, giggles still rolling out of him as he shook his head, pressing a hand to his forehead. “I don’t usually have these troubles, either. Just with you, you damned… whatever you are.” He paused. “See? I can’t even come up with some kind of clever quip. It really isn’t fair how you disarm me so. You at least aren’t blushing nearly as much as I am.”

Another pause. “Almost, but not quite.”

Bloody Moriarty

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He nodded and looked up to the waitress when she came to the table. “Azuza-san could I have a plain water and an English blend tea with honey for my friend here.”

Azuza smiled and nearly ran off with the order till she noticed the dog under the table. “Ah, the dog … I’m sorry but can it go outside? We’re not aloud-“

Shinichi stood from his seat. “Wait, Azuza-san, Twig, she’s a service dog. She has to stay with him, please. She’s a very good girl. She won’t do anything bad. right?” He said and looked at both her and Hakuba.

Blushing, Hakuba shifted on his hip to retrieve the papers from his pocket, awkward and nervous as always. He’d managed to get a copy of the papers in Japanese, too, but the seal was from the Royal Association in England… 

He paused when Shinichi explained for him, then nodded. “Ah, yes, she’s very well trained and certified… I have official documentation if you need to see it.” Hakuba offered the folded papers to her with a little bit of a grimace, and Twig wagged her tail, staying where she was. “She really won’t be any trouble, I can assure you…”

It was a relief that Shinichi already knew that Twig was a service dog, embarrassing as it was. But from the vest, well, it would have been completely obvious for a detective. 

“I’ll, ah, even order for her if you’d prefer she be a patron,” Hakuba then added, forcing a smile. 

The Meaning of the Monocle

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Kaito felt his face flush and he swung his head to look at the detective. Miffed that he wasn’t being taken seriously. “You think I’m joking.”

Far more insulted than he should have been he crossed over to him and shoved the wine into his hands. “Do you think of me as a fool? That I can’t be serious? Hakuba …of course I’m a romantic. I’m a magician  for gods” 

He sighed and ran a hand threw his hair. He had to stop what he was saying before he said something he was going to regret.

“I like you.” He said it as clearly and as serious as he could with his face burning as bad as it was. 

Uh.

Hakuba fumbled, setting plate back, holding onto the wine with wide eyes, and stared at Kaito. Flustered didn’t even quite cover what he was or how he felt, struggling to set the plate and the wine down without losing either, panicked. “W-wait, Kuroba-kun, I… no, I…”

God! He was so bad at this! Where was all of that charm and allure that he had when courting others? Dammit, he was so frustrated! 

“I know you’re a romantic, I was joking. Trying to lighten the air again… I… I suppose I should really stop trying to do that, because all that I’ve managed so far is to upset you.” The detective ran his hands through his hair as he spoke, then down his neck, hanging his head afterward. Then he peeked up at Kaito afterward, biting his lip, pleading.

“I didn’t mean to insult you. I believe you. I know you can be just as serious and romantic and whatever else as you like, and… aha, I’m just not certain what to do with all of the attention. Wine. Wine and then… then I’ll be all right, you’ll see!”

Digging a hole for himself, Hakuba looked back at the bottle and gestured to it, almost knocking it over in the process, flailing, righting it. “Bloody hell!”

And Now for a Bedtime Story:

Gab: Once upon a time, there were three little detectives who each had a little house. One built his house of books by Ellery Queen. One build his house of books by Arthur Conan Doyle. And the last built his books from the entire Oxford university library.
Gab: Then, along came the big bad Kaitou Wolf, who stalked up to the Ellery Queen house
Gab: and huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and KICKED OVER THE LITTLE PILE OF BOOKS
Allie Pigion: omfg
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OMFG
Gab: and sent the little Osakan detective running to the next house, where the big bad Kaitou wolf went to next
Gab: KUDO PLEASE YA GOTTA LET ME IN
Gab: OI geez fine
Allie Pigion: oh god
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: So the two detectives hid behind their fortress of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gab: all of the serial productions and paperbacks hardcovers etc
Gab: But then came Big Bad Kaitou Wolf
Gab: who huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and BODY TACKLED INTO THE HOUSE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
Gab: sending the two detectives SQUEALING for the third house
Allie Pigion: GDI KAITO
Gab: They pounded at the house
Gab: PLEASE HAKUBA LET US IN
Gab: YA GOTTA LET US IN
Gab: Hakuba peeked over the fortified tower of books with an incredulous brow raise
Gab: Hakuba: And why should I let you in~?
Allie Pigion: oh my god
Gab: Shinichi: we’re colleages?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omgggg
Gab: Heiji: ya ya we’re colleagues hakuba!!
Gab: Hakuba: hMmMmM I seem to remember that /you/ didn’t think I DESERVED to be in Japan, Hattori
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): PFT
Gab: Heiji: no! wait I mean c’MON HAKUBA
Gab: Hakuba: And if I remember correctly, YOU thought that Kaitou Kid wasn’t even a challenge and that I was ridiculous for having not caught him yet
Gab: Shinichi: hey we can talk about sherlock holmes hakuba
Allie Pigion: omg hakuba
Gab: Hakuba: Kudou may come in~
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): AHAHA
Gab: Shinichi scrambles in
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): JERK
Gab: Heiji: BUT HAKUBA WHA ‘BOUT ME?!
Gab: Hakuba: admit that I’m great u_u
Gab: Heiji has to think about it
Gab: looking between the fortress and the approaching Kaitou Wolf
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: Hakuba: I’m waiting~
Gab: Heiji: Er Uh
Gab: Heiji: MAYBE YER NOT SO LAME AS I SAID
Gab: Shinichi: geez
Gab: Hakuba: Is that really the best you can do?
Gab: Heiji: PLEASE HAKUBA HE’S COMIN
Gab: Hakuba: HMF An apology would be nice at least
Gab: Heiji: ’M SORRY OKAY ’M SORRY
Gab: Hakuba: oh all right come on in, tea’s almost ready
Gab: so the three detectives drank tea while waiting inside of the fortress of books
Gab: while the big bad kaitou wolf came creeping over
Gab: and he huffed
Gab: and he puffed
Gab: and he poured a several gallons of lighter fluid onto the fortress 
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OH GOD
Allie Pigion: omfgggg
Gab: Shinichi: oi do you smell something?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): retreat to akako’s house
Gab: Hakuba: probably just the scones, I’ll go check
Gab: Heiji: nice place Hakuba’s got here I guess
Gab: Hakuba: IT’S NOT THE SCONES THE WHOLE ENTIRE FORTRESS IS ON FIRE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): goodbye nerds
Gab: Shinichi: why did we think that building a house out of books was a good idea
Allie Pigion: they were very literary minded
Gab: and they all burned to death
Gab: and the Big Bad Kaitou Wolf howled into the night to celebrate his success
Gab: the end <3

In another life!

Send “In Another Life” and I’ll tell you a fact about an AU version of my character.

In the zombie/wonderland/horror survival AU, Hakuba is a medical doctor and has a hospital within a relatively safe city that he defends with his life. Many people try to break in to steal supplies, and he is constantly having to chase people away. He’s also searching for a cure for the humans/creatures that have been Warped into zombies, but has thus far been unsuccessful. As such, he’s usually the one who has to ‘put people down’ when they’re brought to the hospital by their loved ones, but are too far gone to save. 

He intends to stay with the hospital until it is literally torn apart by one of the giant monsters that now roam the earth. 

Bloody Moriarty

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Shinichi gauged him before smiling at the other and felt as if he had just been handed to the keys to something. He nearly picked up the cup again and frowned. Glancing around he couldn’t find Azuza any where. Shifting the cup out of the way he picked up his glasses and slipped them back on.

“Take your time. No need to rush.” He smiled at him again. “Sometimes it just helps to know that there is someone there who’ll listen.”

He knew that was how it was for him. Those nights as Conan when memories would creep up on him and scare him wake for the rest of the night, he knew he only had to call Hakase, or his parents and they would listen. Quietly, intently. When he was in Europe for those long years, as embarrassing as it was, his mother would sit by his bedside and just run her fingers threw his hair and never say a word. They’d fall sleep with out saying a word to each other.

He notice Azuza emerge from the back and waved to her. As she approached he looked back to Hakuba. “What do you want?”

“Indeed…” was all that Hakuba managed to say for the time being, mind mulling over all of the information, details, and stories that he could conceivably tell. He wondered just how much Shinichi knew and what his line of questioning would eventually be. Just how many secrets would he end up giving away? All of them? 

The blond shuddered, which got a look from the dog under the table, tags jingling. Twig also looked out and up at Azuza, ears perking forward, tail wagging. Sometimes the official-looking people were strict about animals in their establishments, but she found if she looked nicely submissive, they usually didn’t have a problem. Twig let her ears droop back, panting quietly to smile, then yawned to let herself be known. 

Hakuba, distracted by Shinichi’s next question, looked for a menu somewhere but quickly abandoned the effort, instead just shrugging. “Tea… any tea will be fine. Honey or two sugars.”

The Meaning of the Monocle

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“Sounds great.” He squeaked.

Standing where he was he glanced around nervously before looking up at the detective. His expression fell slightly serious and he shifted lightly from the heel of his feet to the balls. He licked his lips quickly before speaking quietly.  ”What I said was true. I really do promise that.”

He turned his head to the side and blushed completely.  

Hakuba blinked at him again, lifting one of the plates to offer it to him, hesitating. “To… take care of me?” he asked, completely unsure if Kaito really meant it or if he was being so forward to make a joke. Blush already burned on, all that he could do was hunch his shoulders, awkward smile twitching. 

“Come on, now, Kuroba-kun…” he said, and laughed, trying to play it off as a joke. “If you’re not careful, I’ll start to think that you’re a romantic or something… and, ah, then I’ll have to change the film we’re watching.”

Haku why didn’t you just ask? why didn’t u just talk to Hattori????

Because only the emperor and its heirs are allowed to touch it, and Hakuba wanted to do it on his own. He thought he had to. As it turns out, dividing the artifacts and responsibilities between all of the Gosho boys worked out so much better, and Heiji was better at wielding the sword, anyway…