“Wha’ are ya tryin’ ta tell ma with tha’?”
“Simply that Hattori-kun can’t solve his way out of a paper bag, let alone untangle or recognize his or your feelings for each other~”
“Oh? So you think he’s just a prodigy?”
“Not just any prodigy, but an incredible little detective in his own right. I daresay he’ll be better than any of us by the time he reaches university. God, I can’t wait to see what he does in the future. Don’t get me wrong, Kudou-san is amazing, but Edogawa-kun shows not only the same aptitude but a certain dogged determination that will surely set him apart.”
“If I have it my way, I’ll personally foster those talents and skills so that he will have the best possible chance of becoming the greatest international detective that the world has ever seen!”
“Oi. Leave ma outta ya stupid fights.”
“Sorry, but you’re a perfect example of how dense Hattori is.”
“I can attest that this is a verifiable fact.”
“Oi, I’m not oblivious. Definitely not more oblivious than Hattori-kun.”
"I know a lot of things that you don’t, Hakuba. Specifically, some things regarding your little kouhai.”
“We are a team united against Kaitou KID~ What more is there to know?”
“The first day he was in class! Remember, you got those concert tickets, and Hakuba introduced himself before asking if he could go with you?”
"Of course, I remember. But that wasn’t really a date.”
“True! Besides, I was doing it more to annoy you, Kuroba-kun… not that Nakamori-chan isn’t a sweet and wonderful girl~”
“Yer serious…?”
Kaito nodded. “You’re so oblivious sometimes… no, wait, most times.”
“Almost as oblivious as Kuroba-kun, even. It’s rather impressive.”
“Well, I already got used to it over the years.”
“Ah, you’ve become immune to the toxic effects due to exposure over time, I see. That does make more sense, though I worry about your long-term health.”
“Really…”
“Yes, really. Though I’m surprised- I didn’t realize your skull was that thick.”
“This worked out even better than I’d ever imagined~”
“Yeah, that’s a part of him as well. Maybe you should talk a bit more with him. And not only about KID. I’m sure you could become good friends.”
“Ah, to be so optimistic about even the worst of situations… How is it that you survive, Nakamori-chan?”
whiteknighthakuba said: “What do you see in Kuroba-kun?!”
“He’s funny, cute and even can be nice if he wants to. Even though he’s a pervert. Also, he’s my best friend after all. Is that enough of an explanation for you?”
“No. He’s obnoxious.”