Honeydew, Kiwi, Pineapple. WHY IS THERE NO FRUIT TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND THAT YOU’RE ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS? WHY? *sobs off into a corner and resists having the kudos send it to you as well*

Honeydew: You fascinate me.
Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
Pineapple: I think about you even when I’m not on tumblr.

cOME hERE LET ME LOVE YOU!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

Inside this basket of fruit, you find a honeydew, a kiwi, a mango and one apple slice that has been cut to look like a bunny.

Honeydew: You fascinate me.
Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
Mango: I wouldn’t mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it’s not that big of a deal to me.
Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.

Hmmm! I wonder who this is. Anon, we can be friends! I’ll initiate, I just don’t know who you aaareeee ;-; 

Kaito throws a huge fruitbasket of plums with a single banana and mulberry at you while I shower you with Kiwis and Pineapples. And maybe a Plum just for the sake of sending you one.

Plum: Meh.
Banana: You annoy me.
Mulberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash. 

“That’s not very nice…”

Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
Pineapple: I think about you even when I’m not on tumblr.

ILOVEYOUTOO <3333