“Oh dear, oh dear… now what might this be, I wonder? Something from a secret admirer?” Hakuba flipped the invitation over in his hands, letting his fingerpads memorize the texture of the paper, the feel of the ink, the embossed leafing. He then turned to the bouquet, brows creasing though his smile betrayed his amusement. “Ouran Academy… Well, then, perhaps I ought to drop by. It’s only the polite thing to do, after all."
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[text] You’re not drunk are you? Or are you just horribly embarrassed and thus are babbling in response?
[text] you’re the awful one for telling my dad he’s attractive. it’s going to go to his head.
[text] and if he tells my mother about it i’m going to have to hear it from her too
[text] and i don’t know why you’re complaining. you’re far more attractive then i am.
[text] so stop babbling.
[text] even if i do love you being so thoroughly flustered.
[text] Fine, if you’d like me to “stop babbling,” I’ll be succinct: I didn’t mean to get you into trouble, honestly I didn’t! And no, you’re far more attractive than me, you’re Kudou Shinichi! Don’t you dare! Also, please stop delighting in my suffering!
[text] Honestly Kudou-kun…
Tamaki: //barges in// Haku-chan!!! >^<)/)
[audience cheers VERY LOUDLY and there are screams of ‘I LOVE YOU TAMAKI-SENPAAAAAAI!!!!!’ … Hakuba has to wait until the sounds die down before responding, which makes him nervous because it’s very rude.]
Hakuba: Ah, Suoh-san! A pleasure to see you again, as always… Have you dropped by for a bit of tea? I’m afraid that I can’t possibly stop by the club today…
Conan: Club?
Hakuba: Oh, yes… the, ah, Ouran Academy’s host club.
Conan: … … … do you usually go to host clubs?
Hakuba: I don’t make it a regular habit, no.
Conan: … … … … … …
Conan (voiceover): what did I get myself into?!
Lol, she goes in and steals the spotlight
Hakuba: Oh, Kudou-san! I wasn’t expecting you… what a lovely surprise!
Yukiko: Well no one expects me– a secret makes a woman, woman, you know~
[cue laugh track and applause]
Hakuba: Funny, you know, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before…
Yukiko: Yes, well, have you seen my son?
Hakuba: Kudou-kun? No, not for months…
Yukiko: Really? I was under the impression that he worked he-
Conan: SHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hakuba: Pardon?!
Conan: SSSSSSSHERLOCK HOLMES IS THE BEST
[more laugh track and some hoots]
Yukiko: Oh, right, my mistake… it must have been that other detective agency…
[audience gives knowing ‘oohhhs’ while Hakuba stares at her in confusion]
Yukiko: Anyway, I’m here in town because I’m being suspected of murder.
Hakuba: That’s dreadful! How could they ever suspect you?!
Yukiko: I know! The great Kudou Yukiko? If I were to commit a murder, no one would ever find out about it!
[audience laughs even more]
Hakuba: … … Right then. Well, please, come in, sit down, let’s hear your case.
Conan: yeah, nee-chan, let’s hear your case
[he gives a skeptical glare]
Conan (voiceover): what the hell are you doing, mom?!
Yukiko: Do you think your little assistant could make us some tea?
Hakuba: Oh, ah, I really don’t think that would be a good idea.
Yukiko: What? Aren’t you half English? I thought you lived for tea.
Hakuba: Oh, I do. But you don’t want him to make it, trust me.
[audience ooOHhhhHHHs while Conan GLARES]
Hakuba: I’ll go fetch it, just make yourself comfortable, Kudou-san
Conan (voiceover): oi oi… times like this I miss working with occhan…
….
omg please stop me
but just wait until they get to the case about the chocolate factory and have to stuff chocolate down their shirts because they’re disguised as employees on the assembly line and Conan goes “but I don’t even like chocolate, Hakuba-san!” to which an exasperated Hakuba replies “You’re the one who got us into this mess in the first place!” “But Hakuba-saaaan!”
and every other week it’s: “CONAN-KUN, YOU’VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!”
And then Akako crinkles her nose and the detectives turn into mice for a day: “Solve this case, if you can~” as she puts them in a gingerbread maze.
Just imagine it, though:
It’d be like a series with John Watson trying to figure out his love life/balance school and work, while driving a tiny Sherlock Holmes (that he doesn’t know is Sherlock?!) around all over Japan to solve murder cases.
All of the wacky cameos.
WE TRY <3 <3 <3
“Yes, indeed… that does seem to be our modus operandi from time to time, doesn’t it?”
casually imagines all them living under the same roof and having shenanigans…!
IKR?
I think the plot will be that after graduation, Hakuba gets a detective agency as his own and hires Conan to come by after school from time to time to help out with cases… being his sort of mentor, I guess. My HC is that Hakuba and Sonoko are very good friends already, so she’ll be by often… and Hakuba used to date Akako, but she broke his heart (and enjoys pestering him)… and then subplot with Haibara and Conan, where she is documenting his answers to questions for prosperity “just in case he dies."
Mogi just likes to borrow Hakuba’s car/money, and Souda is his partner.
It’ll be like a sitcom. LOL.
“What makes you so confident of that, Anon-san? Is there something I’ve done to upset you, or is this just a general threat?”
I have a tumblr name reserved for a multi-muse dcmk blog, but I have to wonder if it would make things easier or MORE complicated… But then, the potential for crazy multi-muse interactions is so tantalizing… and I love the premise of Hakuba and Conan being teamed up.
HM.
Yes, I’m still think about this weeks later.
Goodness I need to get drafts done.