“No, don’t worry it’s not a case little boy~”

Conan (voiceover): If there’s not a case, then what’s the point? Social calls..? Ugh. 
Conan: I’m gonna go organize some files, Hakuba-san.

Hakuba: That’s a grand idea, Conan-kun… please, go ahead. Now, for Suoh-san… ah, I’ll go ahead and make some tea while you wait, then, if you really insist on staying. 

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“Ahaha—” Giving the detective a pat in the back before leaning closer to whisper in his ear, “I meant your butt is showing.” Going back to his original stance he lets out another small chuckle.

“…Pardon, what?” Instantly flustered, as he was prone to do, Hakuba patted the back of his suit jacket to make sure that nothing was amiss. And, as his clothing was in tact as he’d expected, he responded next with a bit of a frown. “I can’t help that things ride up now and again while I’m working! I tend to crouch more than anything, anyway… why are you even looking, Suoh-san?!”

“Oh, and who’s this young boy Haku-chan?”

Hakuba: That would be my young kohai and personal assistant, Edogawa Conan-kun, of course! 
Conan: Yeah, and who’s this guy?
Hakuba: Ah, this is my old friend, Suoh Tamaki-san… you may recognize his name from-
Conan: The chairman of Ouran Academy?
Hakuba: Ah, yes, precisely. Now, Suoh-san, what is it that we can do for you today? If this is a social call, I’m afraid it’ll have to wait until later…

how tall is hakuba. he always looks so large and imposing

“I am 180 cm (5’11”) – which isn’t really that tall, all things considered, but in comparison to the rest of the cast, I can see how I might appear so. After all, the national average for men in Japan is 171.2 cm (5’7.4"), 158.8 cm (5’2.6") for females. Clearly, my broad shoulders and tall stature are from my mum’s side of the family… you should see my uncles!

“Though, I suppose I’m a little taller than your average person in the United Kingdom, too, where the census is 176.8 cm (5’9.6”) for men and 163.7 cm (5’4.4") for females. Ah well. I don’t mean to be imposing, at any rate, though that does come in handy with culprits on occasion…“

Also, I’m legit going to “let Hakuba write his novel” starting again sometime soon, but I’ll put it behind cuts and tag it so you guys can block it if you don’t want to read. It’ll be cute, though. Self-insert YA mystery/super hero novel. Oh Hakuba.