“Let us all remember that Saguru James Hakuba mentioned sex in closets during KID heists”
“…quiet, you.”
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loki-lee said: Wow, you must imagine it pretty frequently to only give it a 2
“N-no… I… ah… … … … here, have an 8.”
Your Legs Are Like An Oreo Cookie, I want to Spit them apart and get to that creamy center!
“I understand what you’re going for, but it just sounds violent… I instantly thought of the serial murder case with the cannibalistic butcher and… no, no, it’s uncomfortable, not fluster-worthy. 1, out of courtesy. Ugh.”
Imagine Kid reading your mind while you’re fantasizing about kid. With handcuffs, doves and copious amounts of ribbon. ;)
“…I don’t know what the doves and ribbon have to do with it, but ah, well… ah… … … that could get interesting. Is he reading my mind and feeling agreeable? I suppose even if he’s disgusted, the object of this is to get me to blush, so I’ll go with a 7 for either case.”
Imagine: After the retirement of Kid, Kaito takes you out for a fancy steak dinner. He seems unaccountably nervous through the meal. For the dessert course, the waiter brings out a heaping slice of chocolate mousse cake to share and two flutes of champagne. When he sets the glass in front of you, you instantly see the small gold band resting in the drink. Your eyes snap to Kaito and he offers an uncertain smile. “I imagined promising you the sun, moon, and stars, but… want to make a go of it?”
“That’s a little unfair of you, anon-san, playing with my feelings like that. Have a solid 9… which is probably the best anyone’s going to get, since I like to leave a margin for error.”
Imagine Kaito cosplaying Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock, but he’s cosplaying the blanket scene from the first episode of the second season.
“…that’s actually rather amusing. Apologies, but I’ll have to give this a 1.”
Imagine screwing KID in a closet during a heist and you both have to muffle your moans so the police don’t overhear and discover you. Your thief did say that’s his fantasy~
“Ah, he did, did he…? Well, then, ah… 8…”
Trapped with Hattori Heiji, in Atlantis under a sex spell, and hot wall sex in a city underwater.
“That’s quite the fantasy, isn’t it? It seems completely ridiculous. I’ll give you a 1 out of courtesy.”
Well, when I say ‘some of them’ I mean ones that you’re closer to already, and they’d likely be grinning as they got closer. One might come out from behind to surprise you, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you got stuck in the middle of a Kaitou cuddle pile. I’d say watch your clothes, but you might get a bit distracted, even if you were watching one unbutton your suit in front of you. The Kaitous are good at being distracting alone, I can’t actually imagine what a group would be like.
“This all sounds vaguely terrifying, but I suppose I am blushing, so… six?”
“What I’d say t’ya can’t be printed, but yanno what I’d do t’ya in an elevator~”
“Heiji… 7."