rper 1: we gotta do this sad thing
rper 1: like what if [sad thing]
rper 2: ohhh my goddd NOOOOOO
rper 2: IM DYING
rper 2: ok but then [sad thing] while [really sad thing]
rper 1: fuck you ok
rper 1: who pissed in your coffee
rper 1: it’s perfect
repeat for 5 hours