britishhsdetectivehakuba:

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“I’ve never once said I was better than ya, or superior, I dunno what ever made ya think that, ‘cuz I sure as hell dun. In fac’, I’ve stated more times tha’ yere a better detective than me then I ever have anything else. So knock it off.”

“You haven’t answered my question, Hattori. Tell me: why did you feel the need to jump in on my conversation with someone else to talk about yourself? What was your intended purpose behind that action? What made you think that it was an appropriate thing to do? What did you expect would be the reaction?" 

britishhsdetectivehakuba:

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“Oi, I wasn’ tryin’ ta insul’ ya. Ya were talkin’ ‘bou’ how ya were taller than tha’ other guy, an’ I was simply statin’ I was taller then ya, an’ then ya jumped down my throa’ fer no reason a’ all.”

“Can you tell me the exact reason why you decided to interrupt my conversation with someone else to interject about your height? We weren’t talking to you, or about you, yet you somehow thought it was appropriate to mention that you were taller, as if that somehow made you superior. Do you have any reason for this other than your ridiculous need to attempt to prove that you’re better than me? Please, do tell. I’m honestly very curious.”

britishhsdetectivehakuba:

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“I wasn’ bein’; cocky, I was teasin’ ya in good fun, an’ yere jus’ bein’ a jerk.”

“You’re an insensitive ass, you’ll always be an ass, and you can try to excuse your behavior any way you like, but it won’t change the fact that you think you can dish out your paltry insults and aren’t strong enough to take anything back. The moment I return the volley you go crying about how mean I am, well you know, Hattori, you started this… so if you can’t take it, then leave me the hell alone.”