“Oi, I wasn’ tryin’ ta insul’ ya. Ya were talkin’ ‘bou’ how ya were taller than tha’ other guy, an’ I was simply statin’ I was taller then ya, an’ then ya jumped down my throa’ fer no reason a’ all.”
“Can you tell me the exact reason why you decided to interrupt my conversation with someone else to interject about your height? We weren’t talking to you, or about you, yet you somehow thought it was appropriate to mention that you were taller, as if that somehow made you superior. Do you have any reason for this other than your ridiculous need to attempt to prove that you’re better than me? Please, do tell. I’m honestly very curious.”