Shinichi had to try hard not to choke on the drink of coffee he’d just taken as he read his phone. What in the hell had possessed Hakuba to say such a thing to his dad?! Why?
[text] W-why did you tell him he’s hot?
[text] No, don’t answer that, please. I don’t want to know.
[text] I shouldn’t have asked.
And he definitely wasn’t imagining his dad and Hakuba and- Oh god, he wants to throw up a little thinking about his dad like that.
[text] IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR FATHER IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE AND TALENTED MAN
[text] HONESTLY THAT’S PROBABLY WHERE YOU GET IT FROM
[text] WELL AND YOUR MUM
[text] GOD THE KUDOU FAMILY IS GOING TO KILL ME
[text] BLOODY HELL JUST ERASE ALL OF THESE TEXTS
[text] I’m SORRY
[text] CURSE YOUR INCREDIBLY SEXY AND BRILLIANT FAMILY. YOU’RE ALL AWFUL. AND PERFECT.
[text] oh MYGOD WHY AM I STILL TEXTING