Lol, she goes in and steals the spotlight

Hakuba: Oh, Kudou-san! I wasn’t expecting you… what a lovely surprise!
Yukiko: Well no one expects me– a secret makes a woman, woman, you know~
[cue laugh track and applause]
Hakuba: Funny, you know, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before…
Yukiko: Yes, well, have you seen my son?
Hakuba: Kudou-kun? No, not for months…
Yukiko: Really? I was under the impression that he worked he-
Conan: SHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hakuba: Pardon?!
Conan: SSSSSSSHERLOCK HOLMES IS THE BEST
[more laugh track and some hoots]
Yukiko: Oh, right, my mistake… it must have been that other detective agency… 
[audience gives knowing ‘oohhhs’ while Hakuba stares at her in confusion]
Yukiko: Anyway, I’m here in town because I’m being suspected of murder.
Hakuba: That’s dreadful! How could they ever suspect you?!
Yukiko: I know! The great Kudou Yukiko? If I were to commit a murder, no one would ever find out about it!
[audience laughs even more]
Hakuba: … … Right then. Well, please, come in, sit down, let’s hear your case.
Conan: yeah, nee-chan, let’s hear your case 
[he gives a skeptical glare]
Conan (voiceover): what the hell are you doing, mom?!
Yukiko: Do you think your little assistant could make us some tea?
Hakuba: Oh, ah, I really don’t think that would be a good idea. 
Yukiko: What? Aren’t you half English? I thought you lived for tea.
Hakuba: Oh, I do. But you don’t want him to make it, trust me.
[audience ooOHhhhHHHs while Conan GLARES]
Hakuba: I’ll go fetch it, just make yourself comfortable, Kudou-san
Conan (voiceover): oi oi… times like this I miss working with occhan…

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omg please stop me