Tamaki: //barges in// Haku-chan!!! >^<)/)

[audience cheers VERY LOUDLY and there are screams of ‘I LOVE YOU TAMAKI-SENPAAAAAAI!!!!!’ … Hakuba has to wait until the sounds die down before responding, which makes him nervous because it’s very rude.]

Hakuba: Ah, Suoh-san! A pleasure to see you again, as always… Have you dropped by for a bit of tea? I’m afraid that I can’t possibly stop by the club today…
Conan: Club?
Hakuba: Oh, yes… the, ah, Ouran Academy’s host club.
Conan: … … … do you usually go to host clubs?
Hakuba: I don’t make it a regular habit, no.
Conan: … … … … … … 
Conan (voiceover): what did I get myself into?!