Mall owner: Let’s pretend Kaito Kid wants to steal the star on our mall’s christmas tree to draw customers!
Kaito Kid: *actually shows up*
Kaito Kid: *crashes the tree into the store, causing hundreds of thousands worth of property damage*
Kaito Kid: *steals the star for good measure*
Kaito Kid: *flips off the mall owner*

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oshiroakira: Remember when Hiro and Akira were friends? “It was awesome!” – Reminder that I have this other blog and it’s full of shenanigans and pandas. As much as I’d love to add all of you from that account myself, I don’t want to force anyone to RP with an OC son of an anime […]

akaikujixyaku:

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         ” O’ god, spare me. What’s been going on too
          long, him being taller than you? Or not taller?
         
Clearlyhe wasn’t poking any malice at you
before you decided to call him an ass and list
         
all sorts of unsavory feelings over a joke.

               The banter you two occasionally have is
                      rather cute and charming, but the fact
                      that you both somehow manage to 
                      end up duking it out like a pair of 
                      prepubescent schoolboys really makes
                      me wonder if you’re even half as smart
                      as people say you are.

          The bigger man wouldn’t get his hands dirty,
          he’d realize that the mess was pointless, 
          and remove himself. “

“Please don’t pretend that you understand all of the underlying subtext between us. As much as I appreciate your concern, there is much more going on here than some simple disagreement… and it may be wise to not assume and interfere.

”…nevertheless, I apologize for crowding your dashboard. Perhaps it would be wise to move the conversation between myself and Hattori elsewhere.“

britishhsdetectivehakuba:

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“I’ was no’ inflammatory! How ever ya choose ta take i’ is no’ my faul’! I did nothin’ wrong, yere feelin’s are no’ my faul’, jus’ like mine are no’ yere’s. So dun say I was bein’ aggressive when tha’ was only how ya perceived i’ an’ no’ how i’ actually was!”

“Ridiculous… absolutely ridiculous. You are so naive and immature. You have no interpersonal communication skills. You are reckless. Brash. You don’t think about the consequences to your actions. You claim that you care about people, and yet you refuse to take responsibility for the actions that hurt others, whether you meant it intentionally or not.

"I cannot imagine what was going through your mind… how you thought that anyone wouldn’t have been insulted by your careless lack of thought. And this is precisely why I cannot stand to be around you.”

britishhsdetectivehakuba:

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“An’ if I said I missed ya an’ didn’ know how else ta break in on this blog then ta use an existing conversation?”

“I would tell you that you need to find a more appropriate method than to rudely interrupt with inflammatory statements. I cannot imagine how you expected me to react any way other than how I did.”

akaikujixyaku:

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That’s Emi-mun or Em to you mister and don’t play this as if you’re innocent you little shit you’re just as much to blame as he is.

“Apologies, Emi-mun. I’m not going to claim that I’m innocent or in any way superior in this argument… but I’m also not going to walk away from it. I’m not above getting my hands dirty to get the job done, and this has gone on for far too long.”