A smile, wide and bright, stretched across Kaitou’s lips as he pushed the bedroom window open and slid inside. It was cold outside and he probably should’ve closed it, but wrapping himself around the detective seated at his desk – as usual, sheesh, Hakuba – was much more important and he happily nuzzled against the blond’s cheek, before pressing a soft kiss to the corner of his lips. “Missed me, detective~?” //ALL THE FLUFFY LOVE <3

Thoughts, lost somewhere between legal proceedings and unicorns, snapped back to reality as the touch and kiss of the thief brought Hakuba out of his working doze. He took in a breath of surprise, but let it go with a laugh, turning his head to give Kaito a warm and happy smile. “Of course, my love. I always do.”

He stretched his arms over the desk and arched his back against the other, letting out a wide yawn. This was followed with a.shiver, and Hakuba turned his head toward the window curiously. “Brrr. Shall I make us some tea? Or…” He looked back at Kaito again, smile turning lopsided with affection. “Hot cocoa, perhaps?”

Please don’t mind the cat burglar sneaking in through the window and silently tip tip tapping over towards the bed. He’s just a little tired and, really, how was he supposed to resist those soft sheets and comfortable mattress and the warm detective who’s just the /perfect/ size for wonderful snuggling? Sliding beneath the comforter, Sylwen wasted no time in shifting over and cuddling up against the blonde with a quiet yawn and a pleased and perfectly content grin. //THROWS A SYLWEN AT <3

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There was a time when the opening of that window, however quiet, would have woken the detective. It had been a while, though, now conditioned to cling to sleep until the thief’s body pressed against his side, adding the comfortable presence of additional body heat. Hakuba blinked, eyes fluttering with reluctance as he found his own arms reaching for the other. “Oh, god, Sylwen…” He muttered with irritation, even as he snuggled in beneath the goose down comforter.

“Bloody cat, you’ve gotten me trained.”

miyanohaibara:

moonlightmajutsushi:

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He’s just going to hand Hakuba some hearing aids, and there might possibly be an apologetic smile with them. It was hard to hear right now himself, so he could only imagine what it would be like sharing the space with the noise…

However, he was not going to say singing Disney was bad, no matter how much his ears were complaining…

//Mun//

“I think we should get him to the hospital???”

Hakuba’s just glad that it’s finally quiet. I think he’ll be all right later. 

Conan, on the other hand, won’t stop pouting…

miyanohaibara:

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Okay, stuff is getting out of hand. The earplugs have now become useless as Kudo kept singing louder and louder. She takes cover behind Hakuba.

“Okay, I now regret everything I have done.Mother of God, just make him shut up!" 

"What??? Haibara-chan, did you say something?!”

“You guys are jerks." 

thenightmarebyyourside:

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“…My sympathies go to your hearing, detective. The thief may be irritating, but at least he keeps people’s senses intact… I would help out, if only to spare myself from…. that…. However…”

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[…Yeah, he’s not allowed to throw needles directly at people at random. Even if he would probably just be using tranquilizers… Sorry ‘bout Kai’s encouragement, Hakuba *nods head in a slight bow before retreating, because sensitive cat ears*]

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"Pardon?! What did you say, Spider?! I can’t hear you over all of this BLOODY NOISE!”

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“Ne ne, Hakuba, I stopped singing a while ago.”

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“Huh?! SPEAK UP!”

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I guess I’m louder than I thought…

moonlightmajutsushi:

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“I regret no~thing~

…And that may only be because he has some earplugs of his own, but shh.

"You and Spider might need to beware getting frozen hearts, tantei-san~”

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“…really, Kaitou-san? Really?” 

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“♪̯̳̉ͨͯ̒͒̌̚l̗̫̘̖̲̤̝ͨͅĖ͍̯̻̪ͨͫͬT̰̭̝̫̆ͧ͌̎ͣ ̤̲̏̏́ͧ̏̊ͅî̱̰ͩt̖̱ͯ ̻̫̂̏ͣ̈́̑͐G̹̫̭̜͈͇̉̉ͧ̊O̯̲͙̮̹͆͌̓͗̎̅̚Ỏ͎̺̎̚ő͉̠͇̥̘̖ͦͬͯ̈Ȯ̥͖̑̽̑̓̈́͂ͫ
͓̜̞̜͍͙ͦL̻͚̙͉̣̺͋̐̾̀̊E̠̻ͧ͌T̤̳̩̜̠͌̏ ͚̥̞͋͗̋͗ͭI̥̜͆̊͑̐T͎̠͈̗̫̼̻̘̫̒̽ͣ̓̿̚ ͕̮ͪͦ͗G͈͉̩̬̤̤͈̃͌̈́̇ͣ͆̆O̗͈̹̣̩̱̅͂ͨͅO͙̓ͭO̫͕̦͆ͦ͋ͥȎ̮͚̜͎̜̑ͥ̉
̜̳̗̟̜͎̗̱͖͌ͩ͗̿ͣ̓͗c͖̩̄̐̆ͯͬ͆a̱ͥ̇̒ͅn̪̈́̋̇͆’̭̪͔̯͉̯̮ͪͬ̽͌͑ͧt̤̼̥͔̞͓̦̟͗ͫ͛ͦ̿ ̱͎͓͔̩͙̋̄ͦ̒͛̍h͎̣̺͈̺͉̘ͮ̾̂ͯ͛͂ͬͩ̍o͚̦͈̤͎̙͈̗͇ͯͣͥͩ͛̚l̩̊̿ͪ͛̋͑d̮͗̾͐̃͐ ͉̖̻̦̥͈̖̮͑̽̎̓ͮͦ͂ͅi̫̖̝̔͐͊̈́t̜̰̬̱̰̹̃̉͂ ͎͖̆̈̈̚b͖͇̜͚͚̰̞̑ͯ͛ͭͣͯ̍a̳̰͕̩̜̫ͬͥc̳͔̩̱̬̜͎̽̃͒ͅk̰̞̖͙ͮ̈́̃ͯ̅ͨ̍̚ ̰̞͍͉͍̘̰͆͑̾̍͊̔ͯͅa͓͖͍̝̬̱͊̊͊ń̥̞̦̎͒̿̉̒̋͌y͈̜̮͊̎̒ͅM͕͔̠̜͈͚̻͚̾̽Ô̖̪͙͈̳͍͍͖̟̇͆̌ͬͪ̏O̙̩͍̤͙̬͊͌̾̌O̤̪̥̳̦̮̹͍͖ͬ̂̍O̺͚̥̞̜̟͚̜ͪ̅̾̉Ṛ̲͎͕̂E̤̬̳̺̘̎ͬ~̝̦͔̑̏̇̇̑͒ͫ̐ͧ♫͔͔̟͋̎̓̽ͮ̋ͯ”

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“Bloody hell, I think my ears are actually bleeding." 

thenightmarebyyourside:

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“…What do you think’s worse, a tone-deaf kid who sometimes gets taunted into torturing people’s ears, or a too cheerful thief who constantly sings every song that comes to mind? Mostly Disney songs. Over and over, even when the other people in the headspace and even the mun at times are ready to strangle him…”

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“Aww, c’mon… You need to learn to let it go~♪

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"…Frozen especially…

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I know that song!

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"I’m afraid that I’m going to have to side with the assassin on this one, Kaitou-san… look what you’ve done!”

kuroba-k:

No need to call me God, but thank you anyways, tantei-san!

And you’re welcome!      

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The little white piece, signed with a certain signature floats down to Hakuba. And with a little rumble Kaito gets out of the situation before anyone decides to look for him.

Hakuba turned the card over in his hands then sighed, resisting the urge to roll his eyes.  "…such a thing.“ 

miyanohaibara:

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“Aha, fortunately for me I have earplugs. Do tell when the song is over Hakuba-kun.”

//Mun however//

SWeET MOTHER OF MErcY M4kE IT STOP.

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"Haibara-chan! Don’t leave me alone with him! This is your fault, you know!" 

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♫̖͍͈̦̞̰̥̟͉̇̎͑͌͒̓͞͡E̯̠̬̘̗̬̰̼̗̐͂̈ͮ̒ͫV͓̜̭ͯ͊ę̥̹̟̰̩͔͒͐̾͒̌͗̀Ȓ̵̨̨̟ͭ͗̇́Y̵̨̲͓͙͐ͭ̒ͤ̎̃̄ ̼͇͚̮̲͇͕̈ͫt̨̧̨̪̣ͮ̊h̄͆ͪ҉̧̣̳̞̱̯î̌ͨͭ̿̋̋ͨ̈́͏̶̦͎̯̜̜͡r̤̗̘̜͔͛ͨ̇̾͂ͣͦͦ͗́t͊͗͋̓͛̏ͬͫ҉̵͈̞Y͐͗҉͕̞͓͍̹͠ ͈̩̝́mͮͫ̾̈́̿҉̩͎͡ỉ̷̦̻̤̘̬ͦͣ̈͘͠n̴ͣ̑͌̂̅̂̎̈́͏͇̯̰͜ư̸̡̘̱͖̖ͤ̋t͋̀̃̔ͧͥ͏͍̝̻̟̹̰͜e̦̬͈̼͎̠͐ͫͭͥͯ̀͜͠ṡ̰̝͌͊ͬ͒ͤ̓ ̻̯͚͉̬̞ͩ̀̔̄̅ͫ̑̕͢S̽ͦ͏̠̯͔̻̦͙̞̦̫O̗̤̘͂̌̅̑ͦ̀͠M̶̨̭̣̲̪͎̠̗̞͐͛̔ͪ̀͌͆ͣ͘Ę̧̜̩̜͓͓̆̈͡b̴̬̳̺͓̻̎͋̊͂͂̏Ö̧̖̪̞̞̖̫́́ͅD̶͓̞̎͑̀̔̕̕Y̯̘̞̳͕̩͚̲͋ͤ̆ ̡̯͐̈́̒D̙͕͎̫̘͔̠͎͖̄̌͌̓̏͐͜͢͡İͪ͌͑̐́͏͍̱I̶̽̈́̅ͤͮ̅͒ͫ̇͜҉̲͙̫I͑̇͊̑͐ͣ͒ͨ̒̕͏̢̹͎̲̩̱̝̞͇͈I̡̥͕̗̽̃ͩE̸̻̥ͬ̋ͨͯ̐͞S̃͏͔̫̝̲♪̸̛̭̥̲͙̈͂̇̀"

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Simpathetically lets two earplugs appear in Hakuba’s hands, while he keeps snickering in his hidden lurking spot.

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“Oh thank god!

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"You guys suck. It wasn’t that bad.”