“Why, if it isn’t my trouble-making host club senpai, Suoh Tamaki… My, my, what do I owe the pleasure to?” The detective smirked as he pulled the door open and held it for him, waiting for him to come inside. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that it was time for another one of your delightful hosting lessons, is that right~? After all, our last battle went so well… I wonder how that happened…”

Hakuba smirked, waiting for Tamaki to step in before closing the door and stepping right up behind the other blond, pressed against his back so that he could lean in and croon, lips just barely brushing his ear. “We should just make this simple, senpai,” he said, and lowered his voice to the most seductive whisper he could manage. “Marry me.”