11. Your muse pantses mine
“…Not cool, Guru-chan.” Akira’s face is scarlet as she hikes her shorts back up, scowling. “Why the fuck would you do that?” It’s not that her ass isn’t cute, and she’s actually wearing a cute pair of underpants for once, but still. What the fuck.
“Unless…you aren’t Guru-chan?”
“That was certainly not me, Akira-kun… do I look like I would wear a polo with a popped collar?"
Pause. Frown. "KUROBA-KUN!"