I’d like to take this opportunity to thank yukitsukihana, for always giving me an opportunity to participate in dcmk crack. Here she writes Aoko and Kaito, as usual, and I take on the roles of Hakuba and Akako.

This does have a couple of panels from the latest Magic Kaito manga chapter, so it has been put under a cut to make it easier to avoid spoilers. 

Thank you, please enjoy. 

spoiler town here we go~

Hakuba: >____>;;;;; so immature
Akako: *snorts* she’s so naive 
Hakuba: HE’S MORE LIKE A WHITE FALCON
Kaito: ….oi
Akako: no, just a silly little dove
Hakuba: FALCON
Aoko: cockroach!!
Hakuba: ’___’;;;; Nakamori-chan, really…
Aoko: *NODS*
Hakuba: …. I’m very sorry to say this, but you’re hopeless
Akako: playground tactics from our little kouhai~~
Aoko: Hakuba-kun!!
Hakuba: you can’t go around calling people that you like a  cockroach!
Aoko: well he is! he always keeps coming back, even if you don’t want him too!
Kaito: OI

Akako and Hakuba think about that, because she has a point.
Then, at the same time: 

Akako: he’s more like a stubborn tom cat then
Hakuba: perhaps a cat would be more appropriate