Gab: Once upon a time, there were three little detectives who each had a little house. One built his house of books by Ellery Queen. One build his house of books by Arthur Conan Doyle. And the last built his books from the entire Oxford university library.
Gab: Then, along came the big bad Kaitou Wolf, who stalked up to the Ellery Queen house
Gab: and huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and KICKED OVER THE LITTLE PILE OF BOOKS
Allie Pigion: omfg
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OMFG
Gab: and sent the little Osakan detective running to the next house, where the big bad Kaitou wolf went to next
Gab: KUDO PLEASE YA GOTTA LET ME IN
Gab: OI geez fine
Allie Pigion: oh god
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: So the two detectives hid behind their fortress of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gab: all of the serial productions and paperbacks hardcovers etc
Gab: But then came Big Bad Kaitou Wolf
Gab: who huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and BODY TACKLED INTO THE HOUSE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
Gab: sending the two detectives SQUEALING for the third house
Allie Pigion: GDI KAITO
Gab: They pounded at the house
Gab: PLEASE HAKUBA LET US IN
Gab: YA GOTTA LET US IN
Gab: Hakuba peeked over the fortified tower of books with an incredulous brow raise
Gab: Hakuba: And why should I let you in~?
Allie Pigion: oh my god
Gab: Shinichi: we’re colleages?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omgggg
Gab: Heiji: ya ya we’re colleagues hakuba!!
Gab: Hakuba: hMmMmM I seem to remember that /you/ didn’t think I DESERVED to be in Japan, Hattori
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): PFT
Gab: Heiji: no! wait I mean c’MON HAKUBA
Gab: Hakuba: And if I remember correctly, YOU thought that Kaitou Kid wasn’t even a challenge and that I was ridiculous for having not caught him yet
Gab: Shinichi: hey we can talk about sherlock holmes hakuba
Allie Pigion: omg hakuba
Gab: Hakuba: Kudou may come in~
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): AHAHA
Gab: Shinichi scrambles in
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): JERK
Gab: Heiji: BUT HAKUBA WHA ‘BOUT ME?!
Gab: Hakuba: admit that I’m great u_u
Gab: Heiji has to think about it
Gab: looking between the fortress and the approaching Kaitou Wolf
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: Hakuba: I’m waiting~
Gab: Heiji: Er Uh
Gab: Heiji: MAYBE YER NOT SO LAME AS I SAID
Gab: Shinichi: geez
Gab: Hakuba: Is that really the best you can do?
Gab: Heiji: PLEASE HAKUBA HE’S COMIN
Gab: Hakuba: HMF An apology would be nice at least
Gab: Heiji: ’M SORRY OKAY ’M SORRY
Gab: Hakuba: oh all right come on in, tea’s almost ready
Gab: so the three detectives drank tea while waiting inside of the fortress of books
Gab: while the big bad kaitou wolf came creeping over
Gab: and he huffed
Gab: and he puffed
Gab: and he poured a several gallons of lighter fluid onto the fortress 
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OH GOD
Allie Pigion: omfgggg
Gab: Shinichi: oi do you smell something?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): retreat to akako’s house
Gab: Hakuba: probably just the scones, I’ll go check
Gab: Heiji: nice place Hakuba’s got here I guess
Gab: Hakuba: IT’S NOT THE SCONES THE WHOLE ENTIRE FORTRESS IS ON FIRE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): goodbye nerds
Gab: Shinichi: why did we think that building a house out of books was a good idea
Allie Pigion: they were very literary minded
Gab: and they all burned to death
Gab: and the Big Bad Kaitou Wolf howled into the night to celebrate his success
Gab: the end <3