Morning After Texts

“Oh… … dear." 

notallcatsaregood [text] Oh god, did I really invite you over for… wait, what happened? DID you come over? Where IS my wallet? And where are YOU?!

askkudoushinichi [text] I’m sorry. I should never have said those things to you. You’re right, it wasn’t fair. There is truth in wine, as they say, but I never meant to let it out. I’m sorry. At least we know where we now stand.

kuroba-k [text] Please forgive me – it wasn’t a party, really, just drinks at the bar. It wasn’t that you weren’t invited, I just didn’t think that anyone would come, so I didn’t ask. Regardless, I’m so sorry for bothering you last night. Please be assured that, embarrassed as I am, I did make it home safely and am fine.

themoonlightthief [text] Oh god. I feel like I’ve been hit by a double decker bus. Please forgive me for my messages last night; I hope I didn’t disturb you. I would still like to wear your hat some time, though. <3

blackfeatherswhitedoves (( no text, apparently he doesn’t want to apologize to him.;_; ))

osakandetectivehattori [text] I did get home safely, incidentally. Thank you for checking on me, and please forgive the rude comments; I know that we don’t often get along, but I would not have resorted to such childish tactics in normal circumstances. 

diminutivemystery [text] I’m so sorry for the errant messages sent last night. As you’d already deduced, I’d become inebriated and… well, let’s just say that I’m sending a lot of apologetic messages today. Thank you for your concern about my well-being. 

thenightmarebyyourside [text] First, please allow me to apologize for my unprofessional conduct last night; I’m mortified that I’ve outed myself to you in such a way. Second, I appreciate that you did not take advantage of me, even though it would have been a simple matter to remove me from your path. Thirdly, I will catch you, one day, and put an end to your crimes. Sorry again. Cheers!

miyanohaibara [text] I’m so sorry for the text messages last night. Yes, I got home safely and all is well except for the headache. Thank you for the concern, please forgive me for bothering you!

meitantei-cowlick [text] Aha, Kudou-kun. Please forgive my conduct last night. I’m quite embarrassed as you may have guessed by now. Thank you for humoring me. For the record, you are quite attractive, but please don’t feel pressured to accept or return said compliment; I understand that we are colleagues and potential friends at best. 

sadisticfiction [text] First, I’m sorry for texting you while I was drunk. Secondly, thank you for answering my question, regardless. It is quite helpful in my research. 

guardianangelofgreatdetectives [text] Please forgive me for the messages last night, Mouri-chan; I’m so terribly embarrassed. The drinking age is lower in the United Kingdom, but it’s no excuse. Thank you for your concern.

akaikujixyaku [text] You stayed with me, despite my abhorrent behavior. Thank you. In light of this splitting headache, I believe we may need to table our previous discussion for now, but please be assured that I do wish to discuss it later. I won’t forget. Thank you, my Honemi.

moonlightmajutsushi [text] Kuroba-kun, I’m so sorry for last night’s messages… I think I must have had a little too much to drink. I do hope that you’ll forgive me and pretend that none of this ever happened. Please.

blackorgkaito [text] …I don’t suppose that you would be willing to pretend that last night never happened, would you? It would mean a great deal to me, Kuroba-kun.

kaitomagic [text] I’m not entirely certain what I was trying to say to you last night, but please rest assured that I am absolutely mortified and embarrassed and will completely understand if you choose to hold this over my head for the rest of time. That said, is this, perhaps, why you don’t particularly care for alcohol?

daughterofthesleuth [text] I’m so sorry about that, Mouri-chan. Yes, I was drunk, and yes, I did get home safely. Please forgive me for being so forward; Please understand that I have nothing but respect for you.

phantomoftheserenity [text] Thanks again for last night, mate. I hope your hangover’s not too bad… and, really, we’ll have to go to West End next time I’m in London and see it there, hm?

ponytailedaikidoka [text] Oh I’m so sorry for my thoughtless comments, Toyama-chan! Please forgive me, I had a little too much to drink. Your hair is fine. So sorry. 

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“Aha hahahah… HA let’s see if they like… THIS then! Call me a.. bloody.. halfer.. spoiled.. thing.. .. show them.. .. little… STORM CLOUD picture, that ought to set things straight! See who the REAL detective is now.. yes indeed~!”

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“Eh, what? Another round? Yeh, sure! Why no-”

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“Oh… .. oh dear… it must have slipped…”

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“That’s the third one this month… bloody hell…”

notallcatsaregood:

[text] Well, it could certainly involve blankets in /some/ way, if you’d like~
[text] Did you check your desk?
[text] Or perhaps your jacket?
[text] I believe I found it in your bathroom once too

[text] comeh lp me find it yousneaky cat
[text] then wehide it then blnkets
[text] mkae me tea ihave catnip;s foryou somewhere

akaikujixyaku:

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          She pressed a kiss against his forehead— the inebriated birthday 
     boy now securely tucked into his bed, with some of her aid, and fits
     of giggles all the way. It was good that he seemed to have a good 
     time, even if the means had not lent themself to the perfect moment
     in which she could present her gift.

     Maybeit’s for the best. Something to ease the displeasure of a hangover.

          The thought made her smile, glancing at his dormant face, and
     giggling quietly, slipping her hand into her pocket, and setting the
     trinket on his nightstand, before placing the note which went with
     it, to it’s left.

                                   It read:
                                                  My dearest Saguru.
                                               I was aided in crafting this by some of the
                                               locals I met in my travels. Bolivian rosewood,
                                               I believe it is. And antelope antler.
I approximated your size— 
                                               but It should at least fit one of your fingers.
Happy Birthday, my darling.


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nd just as she said she might, she grabbed the sham off the edge of his bed, and climbed into the highback chair in the room’s corner, huddling down, and drifting to sleep.


[text] Oh, please. I’d /never/ do anything of the sort~
[text] Silly, drunk detective
[text] That will be one painful hangover later
[text] Would you like me to come over and /take care/ of you~?

[text] dosi t nivolve a blankfet fort?
[text] ketty soundsn ice
[text] nfedd to hiddemy walelet from yu forist tho
[text] bllody hell wehrs is it

themoonlightthief:

[text] …pfffffft
[text] I think I’ll be nice and just go with close enough
[text] since it is your birthday and all
[text] …but if you puke on it, I’ll never forgive you

[text] tthatsnfa fari now a hdn it over
[text] imgonan be sexy to!11
[text] catcjh mee ifyou c an  buf mpret y sur e yowont 
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