“Aha… aha… more than a few times… It usually involves cornering him somewhere or other during the chase, and Kaitou Kid uses his infamous kissing tactic for distraction, but then… it… evolves from there and, ah… well, you know.”
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If you were somehow limited to only 3 sexual partners for the rest of your life, who would they be (you can leave slots open for monogamy or people you have yet to meet).
“Ideally, I’d settle down with one lover to spend the rest of my life with. As for who that person is, well… There are quite a few people that I can think of off of the top of my head that I think could make wonderful spouses, but the one that I am really invested in is the one and only Kaitou Kid. Yes, the rumors are true. Not that he needs to know… and I understand that it’s just a silly crush, anyway.
"For the sake of this fantasy scenario, though, I’ll pick the aforementioned thief, and my two colleagues, Kudou Shinichi and Hattori Heiji. They’re the three that I can easily imagine spending that sort of personal time with, to varying degrees of success and bickering, and are likely the only ones who could keep up with me in terms of intellect.
"Again, not that they need to know."
Do you have any interest in non-Sherlockian mysteries?
“Why yes, of course! As an avid reader and fan of the mystery genre in particular, I’ve read a great deal of other books. Anthony Berkeley Cox is a favorite, of course, as well as Agatha Christie, and even Hattori-kun’s dear Ellery Queen. I’m quite well-read, you see, and will give about any book a chance.”
((I take that it is on the larger end of the scale XD?))
((Let’s just say that his broad shoulders are well proportioned with the rest of him!))
Are you happy with the current size of your penis?
“More spam mail?! I thought I set up a filter! Mucking up my inbox with nonsense…"
If you were to have children with another male via a surrogate, would you rather your or partner’s sperm to be used? Or would you want to have multiple children and alternate?
“Two children, alternating, partner first."
Any kinks?
“I believe that everyone has something that really piques their interest in that regard.”
Hakuba, where in Paris is your favourite place to hang about? The Latin Quarter? Shakespeare & Co.? One of the museums or galleries?
“Oh, most any place in Paris is wonderful, but my most favorite is a little cafe on the corner where everyone brings their dogs. The servers set out bowls for them, so that master and pet can enjoy the gourmet food together. It’s a wonderful spot to take up a corner and watch them interact. Everyone is an animal lover… it’s delightful.”
Is there anyone you would like to have children with (sex notwithstanding)?
“Ah, well… I would love to raise a family with whomever I have a long-term committed relationship with. In an ideal world, my affections would be returned by that person, and it would all come together, somehow… though adoption or surrogate parenting, or something of that nature… but I suppose only time will tell.”
Hakaba, was there a case you had the was completely messed up? Before you met Kaito Kid because he’s a case all on his own.
“Frankly, I’m insulted that you would insinuate that I have ‘messed up’ on the Kaitou Kid case, as I have not. It is still open and being investigated. Further, the fact that I haven’t taken action with the case, despite having all of the evidence that I need, should indicate that there are reasons for me to withhold at present.”
"As for ‘completely messed up’ – oh, do you mean that the case itself was particularly odd? Oh. Oh. That changes things. Hm.”
"I would have to say the case of the cannibalistic butcher would have to rank up in my top five at least. He was such an angry old man…”