”Good idea — talk smack about a girl when she’s close enough to hear you.”
“…bloody hell!”
”Good idea — talk smack about a girl when she’s close enough to hear you.”
“…bloody hell!”
ponytailedaikidoka reblogged your post “Hakuba, what do you think of Ran Mouri and Kazuha Toyama?”
#((she’s offended)) #WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER #WHY’RE Y’ JUDGIN’ ME SO HARSHLY?
“Aha… aha… well, you see, I just… it wasn’t supposed to be… I mean, you… ah.. I didn’t know that you read my… oh god, please don’t hurt me!”
“Mouri-chan is such a nice girl. I’ve rather enjoyed every interaction I’ve ever had with her – usually at the station or when the division needs me to run an errand involving her father. Kind, intelligent, respectful, strong willed… I can definitely understand what Kudou-kun sees in her. Ah, they’re both so fortunate to have each other! What a lucky pair. And the fact that she could kill me at any given moment is a definite plus! Ah, I love a woman who can tear me apart and still let me get the door for her~”
“Toyama-chan, on the other hand, may be a pretty girl, but she’s somehow even more annoying and more difficult to understand than Hattori-kun. And violent, as well! But not in the calm, restrained way that Mouri-chan is, just reckless and aggressive and augh! She and Hattori-kun deserve each other. I can only hope that they enjoy tearing each other’s throats out in their senseless mauling.”
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
“Were I home in London, I’d see if I could find any of my old mates from high school to go on a pub crawl with me; that’s usually what we’d do, anyway. But here in Japan, where I have very little – if any – friends, I think I’ll spend the evening digging through cold case files at the station. You never know when you’ll find something interesting that the others have dropped, and I love tying up loose ends.
"That said, I’m certain Baaya will do something for me, which is usually eclairs with breakfast. Perhaps I’ll see if I my father can be too busy to meet me for lunch in downtown Tokyo, as well. It would be par for the course.”
"I think I’ll take Watson out on Saturday, though. The weather is still nice enough for camping, and we haven’t gone hunting in a while. Perhaps I’ll even be able to convince Baaya to get me the keys for the cabin; it’d be a lot nicer than pitching a tent with an outdoor perch.”
((Hakuba’s birthday is August 29th – this Friday! I may let him drunk text people again, so please look forward to it!))
“Oh, definitely western, no question about it. I prefer to wear business professional above all else, however, I do wear a yukata when I visit my grandparents or attend more traditional events, like tea ceremonies. And though I’ve been told that I look quite nice in it, I always feel like a tourist. Alas, I’ll never quite fit in, even if I can bow with the best of them.”
“Yes, yes they have, which is always an awkward thing because it seems that the more someone throws themselves at me, the less interested I am. Life is funny that way. My poor, naive fangirls. I adore them, don’t get me wrong, and their support is appreciated immensely, but I will not give in to their ideas of fancy.”
"Now, those who are secretly my fangirl or boy, on the other hand…”
“Having Hattori-kun best me at the Koushien was absolutely miserable. I’d solved a crime, yes, and picked the right culprit for the particular crime that I’d thought, but that was independent of the murder, unlike what I had assumed… and Hattori-kun has never let me forget it. What a terrible affair.”
“Someone with a clear sense of purpose.”