thenightmarebyyourside reblogged your post and added:

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[text] I’ll admit, the story was amusing

[text] Though, I wasn’t aware that your stalking had given you my number, detective

[text] I suppose I’m not too surprised

[text] …

[text] Just how drunk are you to be texting me?

[text] wait this isrelayl your numebr?!
[text] andoyu KNOW WHO I AM
[text] my detectiving skills thare the tOPS
[text] anbspol utely RED lerrtTer
[text] os,m y brithday os of cOURSE I’m druNK it;s the BRITISH WAy
[text] blodoy hell if this is relaly you shoudl come to drinkwithus
[text] comeo ver I’ll order oyu an apple SPIDER 
[text] i meant cirder
[text] straberry cider