[text] …pfffffft
[text] I think I’ll be nice and just go with close enough
[text] since it is your birthday and all
[text] …but if you puke on it, I’ll never forgive you
[text] tthatsnfa fari now a hdn it over
[text] imgonan be sexy to!11
[text] catcjh mee ifyou c an buf mpret y sur e yowont
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