meitantei-cowlick reblogged your post and added:

[text] I would ask how you would know how many times you’ve been to my house but you probably, actually counted them so.

[text] Do you know how often I’m not at home? I think the most I see of my house is coming home at night and leaving it in the morning. 

[text] I have no problem seeing you, just make sure I’m home next time. 

[text] Please do not kill Hattori.

[text] Why is that even a text omg. You’re drunk aren’t you. I suppose the contents of your texts should have clued me in on that.

[text] iwouldnt really kill huim reall come on he’s aone  ouf our cOLLEAGUES 
[text] besides we haverto have an koushine fro real
[text] wait you wernent there were you
[text] blodyy hell kudou
[text] b;oody
[text] hELL
[text] didyou knwoi that you lylook just liek kaitou kid
[text] god youre so cute