[text] ♥♥♥ you are so unreasonably cute when you’re drunk as hell
[text] 10/10 my ideal career path.
[text] and that sounds great darling if a little painful
[text] now don’t bully Tintin, what he lacks in height he makes up for…
elsewhere, I’m sure.
[text] but I guess I’ll forgive you your meanness and marry you anyways.
[text] in drunkness and in stupor, until hangover do we part.
[text] what wiat what idd I text uou
[text] hoemnmy take my phoen away please
[text] im boudn to maek a totla asss of myself i think
[text] again
[text] tho if weget marredi then it is ALL worTH TI