“Ah, that’s so very sweet of you to say. Thank you very much, my dear. And might I add that the color on your cheeks suits you quite well? So very charming, indeed.”
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Yer mind, yer looks, an’ yer ability ta keep up with /an’/ prove a challenge fer me.
“…Why, Hattori. I never expected to hear such high words of praise from you… Do we need to set time aside for a little personal chat later? One-on-one? Perhaps with the aforementioned sake…"
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“I’m so sorry yere highness.” Hattori let out a snort. “Next time I’ll be sure ta give ya a full page review of all my actions, while that victims bleeds ta death on tha floor.”
"Yeah, because my day is spent just thinkin’ up ways to waste yere time. It’s the highlight of my life.”
“Well then, Hattori-san… do you have a reason for catching my attention, or not? If you’re quite finished playing around, I’d like to get back to work, thank you very much.”
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“Hahaha… Yere really a bundle of laughs and giggles, aren’t ya?” Hattori rolled his eyes. “Wouldn’t ya like ta know. And if it was a choice between goin’ outside ta look in tha window and the victim dyin’ and breakin’ down the door and ruinin’ evidence but savin’ tha victim, I’d choose tha latter.”
“So I’ve heard, Hattori-san. Still, there are more ways to open a door, and a little forewarning would have been appreciated."
"Regardless, I’m pleasantly surprised to see you, despite your callous tone and irritable demeanor. Is there something that I can help you with, or are you just attempting to waste my time?”
“S-senpai why are we talking about killing Kaitou-kun…I-I didn’t peg you as that kind of person, should i be worried?”
“It’s the muns, I’m afraid; they’re plotting against us. Dreadful, isn’t it? I don’t wish anything bad to befall Kaitou-san… not at all.”
“Oi… aren’t you jumping the gun a little bit? I’m not dead yet…”
“Nor am I, though the powers that be seem determined to cement that as soon as they’re able. With this in mind, it may be best to plan ahead with the time that we have left.”
“…though, honestly, even speaking hypothetically of your demise gives me no amount of pleasure whatsoever. Ah, instead, let us speak more of what pranks you’ll play on Edogawa-kun. That’s a much happier thought, indeed.”
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“Well, well, well, if it ain’t mister ”I’m better than everyone else”.”
“Ah, Hattori-san… I see that you’ve finally acknowledged my rightful rank and title. Dare I ask how you are, oh One-Who-Breaks-Down-Doors?”
No no no. Nothing like that. Though I agree that how I stated it, it would come off that way. What I mean is that, Kuroba enjoys the company of people, and obviously you mean more to him then just another fan-girl… I am bad at these word things…
“Ah, no… no, that makes sense, I suppose… I do hope that he feels that way. I am more than a fan-girl, after all. Er, and that is to say that I’m not only not a girl, but I’m more than just a fan… Wait, no, I shouldn’t even be a fan of his, anyway, because he’s a thief and…”
“…can’t I just be hopelessly in love with him, regardless?"
"I suppose karma is bound to catch up to us that call ourselves Phantom, sooner or later…”
“As for haunt-pranking dear little Edogawa-kun… do you really think I’d do such a terrible thing?”
”…yes, yes I do think you would do such a terrible thing. You’re ghastly to that poor boy. Which, I suppose, is appropriate as you’re a ghost for some reason… I’m still not entirely sure why, other than they don’t want me be to be a lonely spectre.“