“…why is my life run by a ridiculous feline? Does anyone have even the slightest clue where I’m to start that investigation?"
Monthly Archives: January 2014
then /you/ get /her/ ass to bed
“…I suppose I could try…”
“Ah… here, munneko-chan~ come here, let’s go back to bed now, hmm~?”
“…ah, well. You certainly have quite the selection of pre-made responses, don’t you…?”
“Is that a… Tron reference? How does that even make sense here?”
A MURDER /WILL/ HAPPEN IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS BACK TO BED, WOMAN
“But if you murder the cat, then I shall never finish my response to Mr. Holmes, which means never visiting Baker Street, and in turn, ensuring no kisses from Mr. Holmes at all which I have promised to pass along to Eiji-kun indirectly and, in effect, make Kaitou-kun somewhat jealous perhaps…”
“Please refrain from murdering the cat…! As you can see, this is important!”
NOW
I SAW YOUR TAGS. STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, WOMAN
why the hell are you awake
cOUGHIng FIt
sleeping so peacefully, dreaming about riding on a bus to a murder case in the rain
and then
COUGH COUGH HACK DEATH adhjsfl CAN’TB REATHE AWAKe
i swear it on my life that is why I am up
((I (and therefore Sherlock) wasn’t reading your posts about the closet meme. That certainly wasn’t a thing I would do to poor Hakuba. Hehe! Can I just say that you all are awesome, I was smiling as I read through it. You lot are great!)) “Mr Hakuba, are you feeling alright. You are looking a little flaky. I can’t have you being a liability. If there is a problem then say so and I will force John to come back from his sex holiday, or did they call it a honeymoon, to be my assistant instead.”
“aAHH- Mr. Holmes! N-no, I am not at all flaky, sir! It’s only… they put the cat to bed, you see, and I’m unable to do anything once the cat is… in bed. It’s… it’s, ah, just… you know?”
“…this all sounds a bit like an excuse, doesn’t it?”
……………………………………
He wouldn’t
Would he?
Wow this would literally be the worst first impression to make ever-
Oh I mean, I wouldn’t want you to get put in an awkward spot. Or. Anything like that. Ahahahaaaaaaaa.
#PLEASE DON’T LET SENPAI NOTICE ME OKAY OKAY.
“I… I don’t know. I don’t believe that he would waste his valuable time reading this sort of thing… it seems, ah, a rather frivolous thing to do… not at all worth his notice. I hope.”
all of my gomens people, I am being dragged to bed very literally
more replies when I get home from work tomorrow <3
Gab I swear if you don’t get your sick arse to bed…..>:(
I swear gab if you don’t go to sleep I will wrap you in a blanket, tie you up, and DRAG your ass away from the computer.
it’s so accurate I’m laughing which is making me cough
ow
adfoajgko beautiful
here are some semi-relevant comics for your trouble:
