woman, go the hell to sleep

"The mun has stated that she does not wish to go to bed for whatever reason, even though it’s really quite late. A ghastly hour if you ask me. Yet she is rather stubborn…

"Perhaps I can persuade her with the promise of helping her with more of her fanfiction plotting… even though she does intend to have me killed off in the next chapter. How dreadful is that? Honestly, I’m not certain why I was chosen to get the ax, but I assume that it has to do with her being a lazy writer…”