Sexuality is like a barbecue

ukulelewalrus:

Some people like hot dogs

Some people like hamburgers

Some people get both (Bisexuals)

Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)

fanfic progress (ooc)

I did it. I wrote the line about the hakuba being dead. And now clover is flailing at me. 

Clover: his LIFE is more important than Conan having an epiphany o____o

well, yes, but the whole point of this fic is to explore this concept of making conan serious it up. 

thank goodness this isn’t what happens in Call of the Raven… otherwise it would be frown town all over the place. :’( 

still ow 

hakubby why can’t you read all of the kanji??? it might have saved your life