“Ah, this is– oh. Oh. Well. Thank you, Kaitou-san! I thought I was supposed to give you a treat, though…?”
Bewildered and still a little shaken from the sparkly, exploding nonsense, the detective simply stood in the doorway for a moment, holding the large jewel in his hand, and then retreated for more caramel corn.
“Adorable child, trust me: you don’t want to issue a detective like me a challenge like that. Have fun wrecking havoc tonight… but get back to being a good kid in the morning, all right?”
"And by that I mean to make sure to stay in school, do your homework, listen to your parents, stay away from drugs and alcohol, brush your teeth…”
"Mind the policemen, and of course, support your local charities!”
“I’m sure if I had five pounds to spare,” quipped the agent in English, “I wouldn’t mind lending it, sure… Let me remind you, however, that this is Japan, and such currency is not used here. Clouds, are you drinking again?”
“The more accurate question would be if I ever stopped. Aha!”
"…also, please return to speaking broken and difficult-to-understand Japanese. Your English makes you sound far too intelligent and attractive and that makes me very uncomfortable. Unless, of course, your goal is to seduce me in which case I may have to call my lawyer. Or give in. I’m not sure which. Regardless, the fiver thing was a joke; my mates back in London and I used to say that all the time, it was our clever way of saying that it was time to hit the pub for some good, old-fashioned underage drinking.”
"…and now you’ve gotten me soapboxing again. UGH.”
“Are you dressed as a miniature serial killer? How darling! Here is a candy bar to encourage your endeavors. Just be wary that I may catch you for your crimes later.”
“Very well… More candy for the impressive little creature.”
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“All right, now that’s just cute. Perhaps I need to obtain a cat of my own.”
“Candy given! No harm done!”
“That… is quite the convincing costume, little one… Ah, here’s some candy for you, too. Happy Halloween!”
“Hmmm… I suppose so. I do like the rattling bones part. All right, candy for you!”
