“Ah, Yamashita-chan… I appreciate the sentiments, believe me I do, but am unfortunately unable to return them. After all, I barely know you and, well… to be honest, I’m… ah, already interested in someone else. Please understand that it’s nothing personal, and that I wish you the best of luck in your en devours.”

"…I’m also fairly certain that I haven’t reblogged this meme recently, but I suppose that’s neither here nor there."