“Ah, Yamashita-chan… I appreciate the sentiments, believe me I do, but am unfortunately unable to return them. After all, I barely know you and, well… to be honest, I’m… ah, already interested in someone else. Please understand that it’s nothing personal, and that I wish you the best of luck in your en devours.”
"…I’m also fairly certain that I haven’t reblogged this meme recently, but I suppose that’s neither here nor there."
“I understand. We can still be friends and maybe drink some tea over at your place, right?”
“I think that would be lovely. Of course. Thank you for understanding.”