((Drunk text~~~))

[text] masumir-sanchan i just nwated to let you knwo that i htink gthatwe  should be friends 

[text] the restojms for thisw are as follows:

[text] 1) we javer smismialra interestests ( girls??>?? boys??? )

[text] 2) we arbe rb poth allergedly detectives

[text] 3) we woish conan was outr sapprenteices

[text] acti;hlh; i guess that makes usw RUVALS

[text] prepare youtrself!!!111

[text] hy memrem that time we got in an accident and it wrealy sucked [text] sorry batou taht [text] sometmies ijust think about these htings like [text] maybeit wasm enat to hapen??? [text] but this time i think it just sucked

harajukuharuspex:

harajukuharuspex:

[text] it did suck.

[text] but you’re drunk.

[text] we can talk about it when you’re sober.

[text] where are you?

[text] i’ll come pick you up/tuck you into bed

[text] oh dear

[text] do you see anything familiar?

[text] /concentrate/, hakuba.

[text] i can’t leave you out there jesus.

[text] no i don’t think destiny either as a corporeal entity or as a mythical unicorn is going to stab me.

[text] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

[text] no pr sure is  unicorn

[text] ithink maybe i ma in a bathroom actualy

[text] idontm ember ever

[text] theunocirn osb akc!!!!!!1! hhsit

[text] shit

[text] u n i c o r n 

//drunk text Kazuha~<3

[text] oi kazuha do you like taiyaki

[text] once heijiand wi went to get some japanese pancakes but they werent really liek pncakes at all

[text] i rlly dnt understand osaka

[text] i cn’te understnad wht you or hattori say morst of the time

[text] whyis htat why do you tguys have to be ksansai ben

[text] let;s go to londn next time we have a case

[text] your ’re relaly too good for him you knwof but i dont’ know nayone that you can really date ecasre i don’t really olseka the pslan language ofo saka 

[text] hy memrem that time we got in an accident and it wrealy sucked [text] sorry batou taht [text] sometmies ijust think about these htings like [text] maybeit wasm enat to hapen??? [text] but this time i think it just sucked

harajukuharuspex:

[text] it did suck.

[text] but you’re drunk.

[text] we can talk about it when you’re sober.

[text] where are you?

[text] i’ll come pick you up/tuck you into bed

[text]  i don’t remember hwere i ma

[text] i think it ws in a bar

[text] but doyu never think that desitny is out to kill you?

[text] like destiny could be inhte rofmr oa a magical unicorn and it is just lurkign in the alleyways – liek this one 

[text] ready to stab you wiht its horn

[text] i think we were gored by destiny

((drunk text me, senpai!))

[text] yo conankunh

[text] kjoin forces mwith me

[text] ifwe were to be a team thereis no one we could not uitterly fedeeat in the name of mjustocie

[text] JIUSTICEEEe

[text] o can carry you on my shoudlers much better than that hatotri

[text] he is like an elephant while i ma a regal giraffe

[text] i herd u liekd gioraffees

[text] so who ishte clear winer here

[text] clerars ;y it is me and oyu cnanot deny the logic

[text] be my kophjai and apprentice young one

[text] we wil rulte the glalaxy tolgetherrr

thepilotflieson:

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Now, I hate to be presumptuous, because it really isn’t in my nature, but you seem to be quite the fan of what pictures I relay- and I don’t think we’ve properly met just yet. Are you interested in aviation, Mister—..?”

“Hakuba… Saguru Hakuba, miss. And yes, yes I am as a matter of fact. I’ve been watching your exploits with eager interest, I must confess. I have an uncle who is a pilot; I suppose you could say that he sparked my curiosity, though I’ve never piloted a plane myself…”