“Ah Hakuba-senpai, you’ve come to? Last night was pretty funny and wild. I didn’t know you were so bold and assertive when you were a bit tipsy, it was quite fun~ I wont ever forget such a memorable night.~” She smiled, clearly just messing with the detective and watching his reactions. ” Oh right, and about that kiss-“

“Wh-what?! We… we didn’t…? Oh god… I need to sit down.”

[text] do you like spaghetti bfuec i htnk specugitti is vry compliemtnary to baking [text] spghttti with me???

shsl-queenofcakes:

shsl-queenofcakes:

[text] Um…

[text] Are you drunk, or just stupid…?

[text] Ooooof course you were.

[text] Have you ever heard of a date? They’re these little fruits that happen to share the name of something I want to go on with you.

[text] A date? Certainly. The original text, I believe, was my attempt at asking you out for Italian… is that agreeable, or do you have another preference?

Whew. At least one relationship looked as though it were salvageable from the previous night’s escapades… 

[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden

detectivephiliac:

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[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”

[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”

[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.