Monthly Archives: September 2013
((drunk text for Kaitobird. can be any rating you’d like~))
[text] howlong will it take you to get tomyplce
[text] bethc i cna strip faster than that
[text] o;ll tstart on the train get a jhead start
[text] olove you
[text] wait yo’reu in ajpan right now huh
[text] dammit
[text] please don’t strip in public as that’ll get you arrested
[text] that said, please send any pictures you happen to take~
[text] I can send some pictures of my own~
[text] I don’t think that will be necessary. My apologies for the disorderly text messages, Kaito-kun… I was clearly in over my head last night and am justly embarrassed and hungover now.
[text] Also, don’t send photos of that nature over text; it’s not secure and could result in scandal.
[text] Not that I don’t appreciate the thought…?
Next time you break these rules, I’m going to find you and you’ll like the morning after even less than you’re liking today. Because really, you shouldn’t drink so much.
“Understood, Kaito-kun…"
meitanteiosaka replied to your post “((drunk text for Heiji!))”
*saves messages for future blackmail purposes* [sms] I think ya’ve had too much ta drink already
[text] Clearly. My apologies, Hattori-kun. I hope that I did not interrupt anything too terribly important, or disgrace myself too much. Please do let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my gross misconduct.
I see. So you’re going to completely give up drinking?
“Pft, no. I’m just going to go by what I told Janus…
- No more going out drinking alone
- Never go past my limit.
"Last night I broke both of those rules and was met with very poor results.”
[text] do you like spaghetti bfuec i htnk specugitti is vry compliemtnary to baking [text] spghttti with me???
[text] Um…
[text] Are you drunk, or just stupid…?
[text] And what an attempt it was.
[text] Sure, Hakuba-san. I would love to get “spghttti” with you.
That was all very entertaining, she thought. Oh, but one more thing.
[text] I’m at Turnover A New Leaf this evening, but I’ll be off by six. Meet me there?
[text] I’ll be there, 6pm sharp.
Strictly speaking he shouldn’t have even left the house to get drunk the night previous, but surely he’d be over his hangover by then, right?
[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden
…
[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”
[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”
[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.
[text] “It’s fine. No harm was done last night. You don’t need to make up for anything.”
[text] “And if such an event occurs again in the future, please do not worry yourself over it. I understand the situation, and no ill feelings will come from it. It’s actually quite amusing.”
[text] “I’ll still make you those eclairs if I have any shred of talent left within me.”
[text] You are really too good to me, Kirigiri-san. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
[text] …and yes, I am admittedly curious about the eclairs. Do let me know?
It looks like I missed some… interesting.. times last night.
“Apparently… ah, it… I don’t think there will be a repeat performance of that. Ever."