“Oh, Edogawa-kun! My little kohai- er, my colleague of the East. Thank you for that vote of confidence. I will do my utmost to uphold that trust and do anything within my power to assist you in any way. I’ve got your back!”
Monthly Archives: September 2013
From the Desk of S. J. Hakuba: @askkaitokid
From the Desk of S. J. Hakuba: @askkaitokid
“…well, at least it’s not dying of /laughter/ from my overreactive care. Hmf.”
“Well, if it makes you feel better, you can still come over with your field bag~! (After all, as a gentleman thief, I wouldn’t want to turn down my fans~)”
“What would the…
"Ah? Correct me if I am wrong, but it certainly appears to me that all detectives (or at least the ones I have talked to) have absolutely no sense of humor. Or maybe you declined so quickly because you are not confident in your medical skills?”
/Suture my mouth shut? Hakuba no yarou just you wait until I turn your hair green at school!/
“Oh, I’m /quite/ confident in my medical skills… I didn’t decline; just that I didn’t need to bring my field bag. And, please! We detectives are /very/ funny when the situation and circumstance calls for it… our brand of humor is just a bit more… sophisticated than yours. Hmf.
"At any rate, I’ll be right over… given that I know where you live and all. Please have tea ready~”
“… … … I trust ya.”
“Ah, is that so? Well, that’s a relief, given what I’m doing for you. If you didn’t, well, I’d have to think of you as foolish… then again, with what you’re up to… Well, never mind. Thank you. I’ll take great care not to lose it.”
@askkaitokid
“…well, at least it’s not dying of /laughter/ from my overreactive care. Hmf.”
“Well, if it makes you feel better, you can still come over with your field bag~! (After all, as a gentleman thief, I wouldn’t want to turn down my fans~)"
"What would the point be in bringing my field bag if you’re not actually injured? While administering medical care for no good reason would certainly cure your boredom, it does not sound safe nor very fun at all. I suppose I could suture your mouth shut, but honestly that seems in poor taste, too.”
Hakuba, of course, neglects to mention the obvious implications of ‘playing doctor’ with Kaitou Kid, and the subsequent merits therein.
@askkaitokid
“…well, at least it’s not dying of /laughter/ from my overreactive care. Hmf.”
“I’m dying.”
“Wh-what?! Kaitou-san….! Where are you?! What’s going on? I’m going to my car right now. Give me a location, I’ll be there as quickly as possible. Are you safe where you are right now?! Find cover if not. I’ve got my field bag- try to stay calm and hang on!”
“I’m pregnant with yer baby.”
“This is incredibly disturbing news, knowing what I sort of know about things like you and ah- wait, what? This.. I…. I need a drink.”
“I’m dying.”
“I’ll get a response team sent out right away. Just stay calm; we’ve been trained to handle this sort of thing. What is the situation and where is your location?”
Oh yeah?! Well…!
Paraphrase free-style!
Hannah-shikari said: “I love you.”
I think I replied with: “Aw, thank you, Hannah-chan. It’s always nice to hear that you are loved. I love you, too, in a strictly platonic, sibling-or-friend kind of way!”
Camiechan said: “I’m pregnant with your baby (and Hannah’s apparently…)”
I probably said: “Uh… … .. I demand a DNA test as I don’t recall taking you to bed. That said, I have been drinking an /awful lot/ lately… Shit.”
Themoonlightthief said “I love you.”
My bumbling response was along the lines of: “Ah… … Kaitou-san…” Hard swallow, scarlet face. Then a hesitant smile. “I… I love you, too. So very much.”
Themoonlightthief also said “I’m pregnant with your baby.”
I imagine that this is what I sent in return: “What?! Again? …or still? With twins? Wait, I’m confused. Is this supposed to be new information or are you reminding me that we’ve yet to pick out curtains for the baby(or babies)’s room?”
I think I just replied to those asks privately.
*sob*
*fails forever*
*flips tables, gives up*