[text] Um…
[text] Are you drunk, or just stupid…?
[text] Ooooof course you were.
[text] Have you ever heard of a date? They’re these little fruits that happen to share the name of something I want to go on with you.
[text] A date? Certainly. The original text, I believe, was my attempt at asking you out for Italian… is that agreeable, or do you have another preference?
Whew. At least one relationship looked as though it were salvageable from the previous night’s escapades…