((drunk text for Kaitobird. can be any rating you’d like~))

kaitobird:

whiteknighthakuba:

[text] howlong will it take you to get tomyplce

[text] bethc i cna strip faster than that

[text] o;ll tstart on the train get a jhead start

[text] olove you

[text] wait yo’reu in ajpan right now huh

[text] dammit

[text] please don’t strip in public as that’ll get you arrested

[text] that said, please send any pictures you happen to take~

[text] I can send some pictures of my own~

[text] I don’t think that will be necessary. My apologies for the disorderly text messages, Kaito-kun… I was clearly in over my head last night and am justly embarrassed and hungover now. 

[text] Also, don’t send photos of that nature over text; it’s not secure and could result in scandal.

[text] Not that I don’t appreciate the thought…? 

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